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The Best 'Old School' Quotes

Updated June 19, 2019 146 votes 44 voters 7.0k views25 items

The best Old School quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Old School, with the help of your votes. Starring Luke Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and Will Ferrell, Old School was directed by Todd Phillips and released in 2003.

What are your favorite lines from Old School? One of the memorable one-liners was when Frank said, "You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD." Another great line from Old School is, "You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with nineteen year old girls every day?" spoken by Bernard.

Vote up your top Old School quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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    My Boy Blue

    Frank 'The Tank' Ricard: YOU'RE MA BOY BLUE!...You're Ma Boy!

     

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      True Love

      Mitch Martin: True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show, ready to double-team your girlfriend...

       

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        Asking Yourself

        Mitch Martin: At this point, you might be asking yourself, "Why am I holding this 30-pound cinder block in my hands?" You might also ask yourself, "Why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it?" And finally, "Why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?"

         

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          Our Mixers

          Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell: Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he's crushing *ss every Thursday night at our mixers.

           

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