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The Best 'Old School' Quotes  

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The best Old School quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Old School, with the help of your votes. Starring Luke Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and Will Ferrell, Old School was directed by Todd Phillips and released in 2003.

What are your favorite lines from Old School? One of the memorable one-liners was when Frank said, "You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD." Another great line from Old School is, "You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with nineteen year old girls every day?" spoken by Bernard.

Vote up your top Old School quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

Wife And Kids is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best 'Old School' Quotes
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Wife And Kids

Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell: You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with nineteen year old girls every day?

 

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Streaking is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best 'Old School' Quotes
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Streaking

Frank 'The Tank' Ricard: Were goin' streaking!!!!!

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Asking Yourself is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best 'Old School' Quotes
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Asking Yourself

Mitch Martin: At this point, you might be asking yourself, "Why am I holding this 30-pound cinder block in my hands?" You might also ask yourself, "Why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it?" And finally, "Why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?"

 

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In Case Anything Happens is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best 'Old School' Quotes
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In Case Anything Happens

Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell: Well, why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.

 

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