Language 30 Weird Slang Terms Old-Timey Hobos Actually Used  

Kellen Perry
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List Rules Vote up the outdated bits of hobo terminology you're most eager to use on a regular basis.

Are you tired of 21st century lingo like woke, fleek, tho, adorbs, or [INSERT HOT NEW SLANG HERE]? Maybe it's time to borrow a corn liquor-soaked page from late 19th- and early 20th-century vagrants and start using some old-timey hobo slang!

Not all hobo terminology or historical hobo words are fit for 21st-century sensibilities, however. Telling your friends you'll meet them in the "lee of a reefer," as cool as that sounds, is meaningless unless you are literally going to join them in a refrigerated boxcar. There are also some things hobos used to say that are unforgivably racist and better left unmentioned. But the list below features some hot hobo slang you can safely integrate into your day-to-day life.

So go twist a dream (if you're so inclined), pour a hot cup of pile driver, and check out some of the best hobo slang to bump gums with your friends about.

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Coffin Nails Cigarettes, cuz they'll put you in the bone orchard.

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505 67
Dead Soldier An empty bottle of booze on the side of the road.

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410 48
Bone Orchard A graveyard.

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359 57
Cupid's Itch Venereal disease.

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320 47
Nickel Note A five-dollar bill.

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304 63
Cabbage Head A hopeless burnout; a drug user incapable of recovery.

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272 68
Bump Gums To chat about insignificant things.

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236 50
How Strong Are You? "How much cash do you have on you?"

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232 54
Scrape The Mug To shave your face.

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222 49
Grinders Your teeth.

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260 73
Ghost Story A lie told to explain your tardiness or absence.

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245 67
Adam And Eve On A Raft How you order two fried eggs on toast, of course.

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226 59
Wood Butcher A carpenter.

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200 71
Pile Driver Good, strong coffee.

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Knowledge Box A small country schoolhouse.

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175 72
Throw Your Guts To snitch.

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210 100
Twist A Dream To roll a cigarette.

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158 64
Axle Grease Butter.

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158 67
Thin Ones Coins worth less than quarters.

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180 86
Tin Roof A drink that's on the house.

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150 68
Bazoo Mouth, derisively: "Put a cork in your bazoo!"

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152 70
Eat Snowballs To stay in colder climates during the winter.

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129 55
Toppings Dessert.

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156 76
Decorate The Mahogany To buy drinks for the whole crew.

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136 62
Prone The Body To rest, horizontally.

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151 83
Mix Me A Hike "Pay me what's due so I can leave."

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129 72
Cheesy To be covered with a rind of dirt and filth.

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131 76
Bone Polisher Get your mind out of the gutter, ya bum: this one means "vicious dog."

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Balloon Juice Small talk.

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116 70
Jolt A jail sentence.