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30 Weird Slang Terms Old-Timey Hobos Actually Used  

Kellen Perry
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List Rules Vote up the outdated bits of hobo terminology you're most eager to use on a regular basis.

Are you tired of 21st century lingo like woke, fleek, tho, adorbs, or [INSERT HOT NEW SLANG HERE]? Maybe it's time to borrow a corn liquor-soaked page from late 19th- and early 20th-century vagrants and start using some old-timey hobo slang!

Not all hobo terminology or historical hobo words are fit for 21st-century sensibilities, however. Telling your friends you'll meet them in the "lee of a reefer," as cool as that sounds, is meaningless unless you are literally going to join them in a refrigerated boxcar. There are also some things hobos used to say that are unforgivably racist and better left unmentioned. But the list below features some hot hobo slang you can safely integrate into your day-to-day life.

So go twist a dream (if you're so inclined), pour a hot cup of pile driver, and check out some of the best hobo slang to bump gums with your friends about.

list ordered by
1
Bone Orchard

A graveyard.

2
Dead Soldier

An empty bottle of booze on the side of the road.

3
Coffin Nails

Cigarettes, cuz they'll put you in the bone orchard.

4
Cupid's Itch

Venereal disease.

5
Nickel Note

A five-dollar bill.

6
Cabbage Head

A hopeless burnout; a drug user incapable of recovery.

7
Scrape The Mug

To shave your face.

8
Grinders

Your teeth.

9
How Strong Are You?

"How much cash do you have on you?"

10
Bump Gums

To chat about insignificant things.

11
Wood Butcher

A carpenter.

12
Ghost Story

A lie told to explain your tardiness or absence.

13
Adam And Eve On A Raft

How you order two fried eggs on toast, of course.

14
Pile Driver

Good, strong coffee.

15
Throw Your Guts

To snitch.

16
Thin Ones

Coins worth less than quarters.

17
Knowledge Box

A small country schoolhouse.

18
Axle Grease

Butter.

19
Twist A Dream

To roll a cigarette.

20
Eat Snowballs

To stay in colder climates during the winter.

21
Toppings

Dessert.

22
Tin Roof

A drink that's on the house.

23
Bazoo

Mouth, derisively: "Put a cork in your bazoo!"

24
Prone The Body

To rest, horizontally.

25
Decorate The Mahogany

To buy drinks for the whole crew.