Are you tired of 21st century lingo like woke, fleek, tho, adorbs, or [INSERT HOT NEW SLANG HERE]? Maybe it's time to borrow a corn liquor-soaked page from late 19th- and early 20th-century vagrants and start using some old-timey hobo slang!
Not all hobo terminology or historical hobo words are fit for 21st-century sensibilities, however. Telling your friends you'll meet them in the "lee of a reefer," as cool as that sounds, is meaningless unless you are literally going to join them in a refrigerated boxcar. There are also some things hobos used to say that are unforgivably racist and better left unmentioned. But the list below features some hot hobo slang you can safely integrate into your day-to-day life.
So go twist a dream (if you're so inclined), pour a hot cup of pile driver, and check out some of the best hobo slang to bump gums with your friends about.
Cigarettes, cuz they'll put you in the bone orchard.
An empty bottle of booze on the side of the road.
A five-dollar bill.
A hopeless burnout; a drug user incapable of recovery.
Scrape The Mug
To shave your face.
How Strong Are You?
"How much cash do you have on you?"
A lie told to explain your tardiness or absence.
To chat about insignificant things.
Good, strong coffee.
Throw Your Guts
Adam And Eve On A Raft
How you order two fried eggs on toast, of course.
Coins worth less than quarters.
Prone The Body
To rest, horizontally.
A small country schoolhouse.
A drink that's on the house.
Twist A Dream
To roll a cigarette.
To stay in colder climates during the winter.
Decorate The Mahogany
To buy drinks for the whole crew.
Mouth, derisively: "Put a cork in your bazoo!"