If you've been paying attention to the internet's reaction to Overwatch, you may have noticed a common response to the character design: pretty much everybody in this game is hot. The girls are hot. Most of the guys are hot. The fighters are hot, which makes the fighting hot. Everybody looks like the kind of person you want to take on a nice romantic date.So, in honor of that age old internet obsession with hot video game characters, especially females, it's time to rank who you think would be the best Overwatch heroines to take out for a romantic dinner. Don't worry, the male heroes, both human and robots, get their own list.
Pros: Does staying young and healthy for a long time sound awesome? That's something Mercy provides in spades. As a healer, Mercy can help you rejuvenate, and bring you back to life if you happen to choke on the fondue at dinner.Cons: Just because she can bring you back to life, doesn't mean she will. Try not to be too annoying.
Pros: In addition to being an ace soldier, D. Va is a professional Starcraft player. A celebrity in South Korea, she may be able to use her pro-Starcraft and ace M.E.K.A. pilot rep to hook you up with a seriously awesome date - reservations at top restaurants, comped meals, VIP section. Who knows, really? She might even drive you there in her giant robot.Cons: D. Va is a pro. Expect her to beat your noob ass at any and all games, and to make fun of you remorselessly. You'll probably feel about six inches tall after your date.
Pros: Tracer is the most popular character in Overwatch, and it's easy to see why. She’s quick, cheerful, and a load of fun. Tracer is the kind of character with whom you'll always have a good time, no matter where you go and what you do.Cons: Since she's the most popular character in Overwatch, you'll have a lot of competition for her.
Pros: Pharah can fly. You know what that means? She can show you a world, one shining, shimmering, splendid. There’s nothing more romantic than being carried into the sky by a woman in power armor and violently joining the mile high club. Odds are you'll be eating something fantastic on top of a building somewhere.Cons: Pharah has a lot in common with Robocop. She's a huge stickler for rules. This may extend to table manners and date etiquette. She may or may not blast your face off if you transgress. Your move, creep.