The best Pam Poovey quotes show why she is just one of the most colorful characters you'll find working for Malory Archer in the hit FX series Archer. While she initially works as the H.R. rep, she eventually proved herself to be incredibly competent in field combat. She later became a field agent, going on missions with Sterling and Lana. Over the years, she's gotten an incredibly detailed backstory, and she's had some of the greatest and funniest lines in the entire series. It's hard to rank the best Pam Poovey quotes, but we're certainly going to try.
Pam does have a profanity-ridden catchphrase but she's also quick with the one-liners. Like the oddly hilarious line, "My head feels like a bunch of monkeys fighting over a bucket of marbles."
There are plenty of funny Pam Poovey quotes to choose from. Your mission is to vote for the lines that made you laugh the most.
Pam: Holy sh*tsnacks!11519Love this quote?
Malory Archer: Why on Earth do you feel you're qualified to be an ISIS field agent?
Pam: Uh... besides Cyril's one?
Pam: Cyril, you want a fresh one?
Cyril: I do not, no.
Pam: Then shut your fist hole and show Ms. Archer how I did on the IFAAB.10517Love this quote?
You're Ruining Your Life
Pam: You’re ruining your life, ya idiot! And making it hard to drop a deuce.9212Love this quote?
Sleep With Co-Workers
Pam: And that's why I don't sleep with co-workers. That, and nobody lets me.
Dr. Krieger: I've had good results with ether.11125Love this quote?