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The Best Pam Poovey Quotes From 'Archer'

February 19, 2020 2.5k votes 336 voters 16.8k views25 items

The best Pam Poovey quotes show why she is just one of the most colorful characters you'll find working for Malory Archer in the hit FX series Archer. While she initially works as the H.R. rep, she eventually proved herself to be incredibly competent in field combat. She later became a field agent, going on missions with Sterling and Lana. Over the years, she's gotten an incredibly detailed backstory, and she's had some of the greatest and funniest lines in the entire series. It's hard to rank the best Pam Poovey quotes, but we're certainly going to try. 

Pam does have a profanity-ridden catchphrase but she's also quick with the one-liners. Like the oddly hilarious line, "My head feels like a bunch of monkeys fighting over a bucket of marbles."

There are plenty of funny Pam Poovey quotes to choose from. Your mission is to vote for the lines that made you laugh the most.

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    Pam: You could shut your d*ck holster.

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    Drown a Toddler

    Pam: I swear to god, you could drown a toddler in my panties right now! I mean, not that you would.

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    Reheat This Chili

    Pam: Oh, please. You’re so hot for him I could reheat this chili in your c**ch.

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    Pam: Sploosh.

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