Who knew that a Parks and Recreation department in Pawnee, IN could be so funny? The best quotes from Parks and Recreation will go down in TV history! Parks and Rec premiered on NBC in 2009 and was created by The Office collaborators Greg Daniels and Michael Schur. It features a hilarious cast including Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman and Aziz Ansari. From Leslie Knope to Ron Swanson to Tom Haverford, the characters on Parks and Recreation have each delivered lines that make viewers laugh out loud. This list features some of Parks and Recreation's most memorable quotes and one-liners.Get into the local Indiana government by voting for the best Parks and Recreation quotes and dialogue! If you think we missed one of the best lines, let us know in the comments section.
Allergic to Sushi
Andy Dwyer: "I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 sushis, I barf."
Now That's a Good Brownie
Leslie Knope: "I would like to be president someday, so no, I've not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie."
Food and Stuff
Ron Swanson: "I love Food and Stuff. It's where I buy all of my food. And most of my stuff."
Sserts and Tray trays
Tom Haverford: "SSerts is what I call desserts, Tray trays are entrees, I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers, Air conditioners are cool blasterz, with a z I dunno where that came from, I call cakes, big ol' cookies, All noodles, long ass rice, Fried chicken is fri fri chicky chick, Chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm, Chicken cacciatore, chicky catch, I call eggs, pre birds, or future birds, Root beer is super water, Tortillas are bean blankies, And I call forks, food rakes."