Entertainment The Best Parks and Recreation Quotes of All Time  

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Who knew that a Parks and Recreation department in Pawnee, Indiana could be so funny? The best quotes from Parks and Recreation will go down in TV history! Parks and Rec premiered on NBC in 2009 and was created by The Office collaborators, Greg Daniels and Michael Schur. It features a hilarious cast, including Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman, and Aziz Ansari. From Leslie Knope to Ron Swanson to Tom Haverford, the characters on Parks and Recreation have each delivered lines that make viewers laugh out loud. This list features some of Parks and Recreation's most memorable quotes and one-liners, whether you're looking for some Ron Swanson wisdom or maybe just a funny line to add to your Tinder bio.

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Food and Stuff
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Ron Swanson: "I love Food and Stuff. It's where I buy all of my food. And most of my stuff."
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Allergic to Sushi
Allergic to Sushi is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Parks and Recreation Quotes of All Time
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Andy Dwyer: "I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 sushis, I barf."
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Now That's a Good Brownie
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Leslie Knope: "I would like to be president someday, so no, I've not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie."
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Sserts and Tray trays
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Tom Haverford: "SSerts is what I call desserts, Tray trays are entrees, I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers, Air conditioners are cool blasterz, with a z I dunno where that came from, I call cakes, big ol' cookies, All noodles, long ass rice, Fried chicken is fri fri chicky chick, Chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm, Chicken cacciatore, chicky catch, I call eggs, pre birds, or future birds, Root beer is super water, Tortillas are bean blankies, And I call forks, food rakes."
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