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List Rules Vote for your favorite pet names!

We asked, you answered. According to Ranker fans on Facebook, the pet names listed below are some of the funniest pet name ever. From dog names to cat names to every clever pet name in between, there are some people who have really got this awesome pet name thing figured out. Which is the best pet name? That’s for you to decide.

Love the thought of calling a cat fish? Vote it up. Do dog names like "Princess" and "Fido" make you gag? Make your voice heard. Nowadays, everyone thinks they have some HILARIOUS spin on typical pet names, and you now have the opportunity to vote with your opinion. Just scan this list of pet names and you'll see the best (and worst) of what people are naming their animals these days.

This list was crowdsourced by Ranker fans on Facebook. If you see something on it that you don’t agree with, make sure to vote it down the list. Just because someone else loves having a dog named after a character from Glee doesn't mean you have to too!

If you think your pet has the top pet name of them all, make sure to add it to the list so other pet lovers can vote on your level of clever.

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Thor is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
bradenlaudadio added Thor

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Dobby is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Dobby

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Hamlet (pig) is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Dennis Doolittle added Hamlet (pig)

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Mordecai is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
KelseyRasmussen added Mordecai

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Sir Oliver Ruffington is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Amoux added Sir Oliver Ruffington

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Mr. Barkley is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added Mr. Barkley

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Daisy is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added Daisy

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Bella is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added Bella

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Tipsy is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Tipsy

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Bo is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Bo

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Turtle is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Turtle

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Tesla is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
CatelynNeal1 added Tesla

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Tiger is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Tiger

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Velcro is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
dukesings added Velcro

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Karma is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Karma

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Muffin is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Charlie Girtman added Muffin

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Zoe is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added Zoe

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Maya is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maya

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Max is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Mandy Millar added Max

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Buster is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
kaschlim added Buster

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Mr. Peoples is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Stephenie Donaldson added Mr. Peoples

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Fish is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Fish

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Duncan is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
KelseyRasmussen added Duncan

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Chicken is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
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Mr. Peepers (cat) is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Cheryl White added Mr. Peepers (cat)

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Marley is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Marley

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Fido is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Anne Emerson added Fido

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Zuki is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Zuki

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Ruby is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Ruby

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Pugsley is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Pugsley

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Hershey is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Hershey

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Laddie is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Laddie

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Necco (Japanese for
Siersha 2 added Necco (Japanese for "cat")

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Harvey is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
isabelle_rose added Harvey

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Hachi is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Hachi

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Tonka aka Ta-Tonka is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Tonka aka Ta-Tonka

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Major Tom (for a tomcat) is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Major Tom (for a tomcat)

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Mr. Scruff is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Mr. Scruff

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Roxy is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Mandy Millar added Roxy

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Cadbury is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Cadbury

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Bear is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Bear

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Hagrid is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Hagrid

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Mr Sunshine, aka Sunny or Sonn... is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Mr Sunshine, aka Sunny or Sonny

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Comear is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Comear

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Phideaux is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
thomas-a-calabro added Phideaux Cajun for Fido.

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Brandy is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Brandy

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La La is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added La La

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Koshka (Russian for
Siersha 2 added Koshka (Russian for "cat")

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Charlie is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Charlie

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Scully is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Scully