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List Rules Vote for your favorite pet names!

We asked, you answered. According to Ranker fans on Facebook, the pet names listed below are some of the funniest pet name ever. From dog names to cat names to every clever pet name in between, there are some people who have really got this awesome pet name thing figured out. Which is the best pet name? That’s for you to decide.

Love the thought of calling a cat fish? Vote it up. Do dog names like "Princess" and "Fido" make you gag? Make your voice heard. Nowadays, everyone thinks they have some HILARIOUS spin on typical pet names, and you now have the opportunity to vote with your opinion. Just scan this list of pet names and you'll see the best (and worst) of what people are naming their animals these days.

This list was crowdsourced by Ranker fans on Facebook. If you see something on it that you don’t agree with, make sure to vote it down the list. Just because someone else loves having a dog named after a character from Glee doesn't mean you have to too!

If you think your pet has the top pet name of them all, make sure to add it to the list so other pet lovers can vote on your level of clever.
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132 107
Thor is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
bradenlaudadio added Thor

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140 119
Hamlet (pig) is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Dennis Doolittle added Hamlet (pig)

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164 151
Dobby is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Dobby

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87 74
Sir Oliver Ruffington is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Amoux added Sir Oliver Ruffington

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117 109
Mr. Barkley is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added Mr. Barkley

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97 86
Mordecai is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
KelseyRasmussen added Mordecai

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135 136
Daisy is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added Daisy

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131 135
Tipsy is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Tipsy

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129 134
Bella is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added

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131 139
Bo is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Bo

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124 137
Turtle is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Turtle

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123 144
Tiger is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Tiger

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63 67
Tesla is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
CatelynNeal1 added Tesla

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83 94
Muffin is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Charlie Girtman added Muffin

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87 104
Buster is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Wolf33 added Buster

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61 69
Max is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Mandy Millar added

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112 140
Maya is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maya

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92 113
Zoe is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added

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112 142
Karma is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Karma

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67 80
Velcro is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
dukesings added Velcro

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17 10
Marley is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added

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6 0
Milo is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Wolf33 added Milo

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62 79
Mr. Peoples is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Stephenie Donaldson added Mr. Peoples

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14 9
Hershey is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Hershey

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58 78
Duncan is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
KelseyRasmussen added Duncan

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91 128
Fish is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Fish

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12 9
Ruby is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Ruby

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21 23
Mr. Peepers (cat) is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Cheryl White added Mr. Peepers (cat)

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14 13
Bear is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Bear

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30 38
Fido is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Anne Emerson added Fido

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94 137
Chicken is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Chicken

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13 13
Pugsley is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Pugsley

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11 11
Charlie is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Charlie

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10 11
Zuki is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Zuki

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8 9
Major Tom (for a tomcat) is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Major Tom (for a tomcat)

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47 72
Harvey is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
isabelle_rose added Harvey

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8 11
Laddie is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Laddie

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9 13
Necco (Japanese for
Siersha 2 added Necco (Japanese for "cat")

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7 12
Mr Sunshine, aka Sunny or Sonn... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Mr Sunshine, aka Sunny or Sonny

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7 12
Mr. Scruff is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Mr. Scruff

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40 68
Roxy is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Mandy Millar added

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5 9
La La is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added La La

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6 11
Cadbury is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added

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7 13
Hagrid is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Hagrid

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7 13
Hachi is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Hachi

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75 131
Comear is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Comear

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7 14
Tonka aka Ta-Tonka is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Tonka aka Ta-Tonka

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61 108
Phideaux is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
thomas-a-calabro added Phideaux Cajun for Fido.

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5 11
PITA (Pain In the Axx..) is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added PITA (Pain In the Axx..)

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5 11
Scully is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Scully