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List Rules Vote for your favorite pet names!

We asked, you answered. According to Ranker fans on Facebook, the pet names listed below are some of the funniest pet name ever. From dog names to cat names to every clever pet name in between, there are some people who have really got this awesome pet name thing figured out. Which is the best pet name? That’s for you to decide.

Love the thought of calling a cat fish? Vote it up. Do dog names like "Princess" and "Fido" make you gag? Make your voice heard. Nowadays, everyone thinks they have some HILARIOUS spin on typical pet names, and you now have the opportunity to vote with your opinion. Just scan this list of pet names and you'll see the best (and worst) of what people are naming their animals these days.

This list was crowdsourced by Ranker fans on Facebook. If you see something on it that you don’t agree with, make sure to vote it down the list. Just because someone else loves having a dog named after a character from Glee doesn't mean you have to too!

If you think your pet has the top pet name of them all, make sure to add it to the list so other pet lovers can vote on your level of clever.

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Thor is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
bradenlaudadio added Thor

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Hamlet (pig) is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Dennis Doolittle added Hamlet (pig)

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Dobby is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Dobby

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Mordecai is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
KelseyRasmussen added Mordecai

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Mr. Barkley is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added Mr. Barkley

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Sir Oliver Ruffington is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Amoux added Sir Oliver Ruffington

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Bella is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added Bella

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Daisy is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added Daisy

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Tipsy is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Tipsy

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Bo is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Bo

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Turtle is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Turtle

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Tesla is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
CatelynNeal1 added Tesla

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Tiger is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Tiger

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Muffin is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Charlie Girtman added Muffin

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Maya is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maya

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Max is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Mandy Millar added Max

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Zoe is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added Zoe

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Karma is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Karma

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Velcro is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
dukesings added Velcro

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Buster is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Wolf33 added Buster

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Duncan is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
KelseyRasmussen added Duncan

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Hershey is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Hershey

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Marley is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Marley

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Mr. Peoples is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Stephenie Donaldson added Mr. Peoples

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Fish is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Fish

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Fido is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Anne Emerson added Fido

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Chicken is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Chicken

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Pugsley is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Pugsley

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Mr. Peepers (cat) is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Cheryl White added Mr. Peepers (cat)

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Ruby is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Ruby

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Bear is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Bear

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Zuki is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Zuki

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Charlie is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Charlie

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Milo is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Wolf33 added Milo

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Laddie is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Laddie

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Major Tom (for a tomcat) is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Major Tom (for a tomcat)

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Harvey is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
isabelle_rose added Harvey

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Roxy is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Mandy Millar added Roxy

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Mr Sunshine, aka Sunny or Sonn... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Mr Sunshine, aka Sunny or Sonny

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Mr. Scruff is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Mr. Scruff

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Necco (Japanese for
Siersha 2 added Necco (Japanese for "cat")

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Hachi is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Hachi

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Hagrid is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Hagrid

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Comear is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Comear

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Phideaux is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
thomas-a-calabro added Phideaux Cajun for Fido.

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Scully is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Scully

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PITA (Pain In the Axx..) is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added PITA (Pain In the Axx..)

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Cadbury is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Cadbury

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Tonka aka Ta-Tonka is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Tonka aka Ta-Tonka

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Rosa is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Rosa