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List Rules Vote for your favorite pet names!

We asked, you answered. According to Ranker fans on Facebook, the pet names listed below are some of the funniest pet name ever. From dog names to cat names to every clever pet name in between, there are some people who have really got this awesome pet name thing figured out. Which is the best pet name? That’s for you to decide.

Love the thought of calling a cat fish? Vote it up. Do dog names like "Princess" and "Fido" make you gag? Make your voice heard. Nowadays, everyone thinks they have some HILARIOUS spin on typical pet names, and you now have the opportunity to vote with your opinion. Just scan this list of pet names and you'll see the best (and worst) of what people are naming their animals these days.

This list was crowdsourced by Ranker fans on Facebook. If you see something on it that you don’t agree with, make sure to vote it down the list. Just because someone else loves having a dog named after a character from Glee doesn't mean you have to too!

If you think your pet has the top pet name of them all, make sure to add it to the list so other pet lovers can vote on your level of clever.
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Dobby is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Dobby

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109 93
Thor is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
bradenlaudadio added Thor

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120 106
Hamlet (pig) is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Dennis Doolittle added Hamlet (pig)

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78 61
Sir Oliver Ruffington is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Amoux added Sir Oliver Ruffington

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104 96
Mr. Barkley is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added Mr. Barkley

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82 71
Mordecai is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
KelseyRasmussen added Mordecai

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117 120
Bella is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added Bella

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121 126
Daisy is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added Daisy

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119 127
Tipsy is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Tipsy

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113 123
Turtle is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Turtle

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117 129
Bo is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Bo

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61 67
Velcro is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
dukesings added Velcro

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110 137
Tiger is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Tiger

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51 55
Tesla is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
CatelynNeal1 added Tesla

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104 132
Karma is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Karma

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103 131
Maya is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maya

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71 87
Muffin is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Charlie Girtman added Muffin

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82 105
Zoe is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added Zoe

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51 61
Max is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Mandy Millar added Max

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53 65
Mr. Peoples is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Stephenie Donaldson added Mr. Peoples

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74 96
Buster is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
kaschlim added Buster

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85 115
Fish is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Fish

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90 124
Chicken is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Chicken

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14 13
Mr. Peepers (cat) is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Cheryl White added Mr. Peepers (cat)

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49 70
Duncan is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
KelseyRasmussen added Duncan

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21 30
Fido is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Anne Emerson added Fido

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5 4
Marley is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Marley

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5 5
Tonka aka Ta-Tonka is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Tonka aka Ta-Tonka

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41 65
Harvey is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
isabelle_rose added Harvey

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5 6
Bear is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Bear

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3 3
Hershey is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Hershey

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Copycat aka
Siersha 2 added Copycat aka "Copy"

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71 118
Comear is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Comear

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3 4
Sobaka (Russian for
Siersha 2 added Sobaka (Russian for "dog")

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3 4
Necco (Japanese for
Siersha 2 added Necco (Japanese for "cat")

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3 4
Koshka (Russian for
Siersha 2 added Koshka (Russian for "cat")

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3 4
Scully is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Scully

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3 4
Wednesday Addams is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Wednesday Addams

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3 4
Pugsley is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Pugsley

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3 4
Hachi is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Hachi

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3 4
Mr. Scruff is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Mr. Scruff

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3 4
Mr Sunshine, aka Sunny or Sonn... is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Mr Sunshine, aka Sunny or Sonny

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3 4
Laddie is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Laddie

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58 98
Phideaux is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
thomas-a-calabro added Phideaux Cajun for Fido.

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35 59
Roxy is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Mandy Millar added Roxy

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2 3
Selky is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Selky

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2 3
Major Tom (for a tomcat) is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Major Tom (for a tomcat)

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2 3
Rosa is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Rosa

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2 3
La La is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added La La

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3 5
Charlie is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Charlie