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List Rules Vote for your favorite pet names!

We asked, you answered. According to Ranker fans on Facebook, the pet names listed below are some of the funniest pet name ever. From dog names to cat names to every clever pet name in between, there are some people who have really got this awesome pet name thing figured out. Which is the best pet name? That’s for you to decide.

Love the thought of calling a cat fish? Vote it up. Do dog names like "Princess" and "Fido" make you gag? Make your voice heard. Nowadays, everyone thinks they have some HILARIOUS spin on typical pet names, and you now have the opportunity to vote with your opinion. Just scan this list of pet names and you'll see the best (and worst) of what people are naming their animals these days.

This list was crowdsourced by Ranker fans on Facebook. If you see something on it that you don’t agree with, make sure to vote it down the list. Just because someone else loves having a dog named after a character from Glee doesn't mean you have to too!

If you think your pet has the top pet name of them all, make sure to add it to the list so other pet lovers can vote on your level of clever.
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Thor is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
bradenlaudadio added Thor

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142 121
Hamlet (pig) is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Dennis Doolittle added Hamlet (pig)

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166 154
Dobby is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Dobby

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90 76
Sir Oliver Ruffington is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Amoux added Sir Oliver Ruffington

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98 88
Mordecai is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
KelseyRasmussen added Mordecai

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118 112
Mr. Barkley is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added Mr. Barkley

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137 137
Daisy is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added Daisy

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130 135
Bella is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added

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131 137
Tipsy is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Tipsy

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131 141
Bo is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Bo

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126 139
Turtle is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Turtle

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124 145
Tiger is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Tiger

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65 68
Tesla is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
CatelynNeal1 added Tesla

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84 96
Muffin is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Charlie Girtman added Muffin

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89 104
Buster is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Wolf33 added Buster

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62 70
Max is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Mandy Millar added

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93 115
Zoe is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added

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18 11
Marley is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added

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112 142
Maya is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maya

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112 145
Karma is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Karma

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67 82
Velcro is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
dukesings added Velcro

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64 81
Mr. Peoples is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Stephenie Donaldson added Mr. Peoples

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15 11
Hershey is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Hershey

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7 1
Milo is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Wolf33 added Milo

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13 10
Ruby is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Ruby

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15 13
Bear is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Bear

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22 24
Mr. Peepers (cat) is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Cheryl White added Mr. Peepers (cat)

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92 129
Fish is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Fish

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58 79
Duncan is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
KelseyRasmussen added Duncan

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14 14
Pugsley is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Pugsley

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30 39
Fido is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Anne Emerson added Fido

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94 138
Chicken is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Chicken

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12 12
Charlie is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Charlie

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10 10
Major Tom (for a tomcat) is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Major Tom (for a tomcat)

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11 12
Zuki is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Zuki

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10 11
Laddie is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Laddie

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47 74
Harvey is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
isabelle_rose added Harvey

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9 13
Hagrid is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Hagrid

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42 68
Roxy is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Mandy Millar added

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9 14
Necco (Japanese for
Siersha 2 added Necco (Japanese for "cat")

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8 13
Mr. Scruff is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Mr. Scruff

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8 13
Mr Sunshine, aka Sunny or Sonn... is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Mr Sunshine, aka Sunny or Sonny

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6 10
La La is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added La La

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8 14
Tonka aka Ta-Tonka is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Tonka aka Ta-Tonka

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7 13
Hachi is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Hachi

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6 12
Cadbury is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added

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4 9
Brandy is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Brandy

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75 131
Comear is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Comear

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5 11
Scully is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Scully

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17 32
Harper is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Kayla Fields added Harper