Animals The Best Pet Names Of All Time  

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List Rules Vote for your favorite pet names!

We asked, you answered. According to Ranker fans on Facebook, the pet names listed below are some of the funniest pet name ever. From dog names to cat names to every clever pet name in between, there are some people who have really got this awesome pet name thing figured out. Which is the best pet name? That’s for you to decide.

Love the thought of calling a cat fish? Vote it up. Do dog names like "Princess" and "Fido" make you gag? Make your voice heard. Nowadays, everyone thinks they have some HILARIOUS spin on typical pet names, and you now have the opportunity to vote with your opinion. Just scan this list of pet names and you'll see the best (and worst) of what people are naming their animals these days.

This list was crowdsourced by Ranker fans on Facebook. If you see something on it that you don’t agree with, make sure to vote it down the list. Just because someone else loves having a dog named after a character from Glee doesn't mean you have to too!

If you think your pet has the top pet name of them all, make sure to add it to the list so other pet lovers can vote on your level of clever.
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Thor is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
bradenlaudadio added Thor

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144 123
Hamlet (pig) is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Dennis Doolittle added Hamlet (pig)

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169 155
Dobby is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Dobby

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120 113
Mr. Barkley is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added Mr. Barkley

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99 90
Mordecai is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
KelseyRasmussen added Mordecai

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141 139
Daisy is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added Daisy

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90 80
Sir Oliver Ruffington is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Amoux added Sir Oliver Ruffington

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131 138
Bella is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added

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133 142
Bo is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Bo

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131 140
Tipsy is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Tipsy

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126 142
Turtle is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Turtle

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125 147
Tiger is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Tiger

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21 11
Marley is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added

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65 70
Tesla is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
CatelynNeal1 added Tesla

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90 106
Buster is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Wolf33 added Buster

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84 99
Muffin is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Charlie Girtman added Muffin

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95 117
Zoe is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maryellen Elizabeth added

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70 83
Velcro is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
dukesings added Velcro

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113 144
Maya is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Maya

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62 73
Max is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Mandy Millar added

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113 147
Karma is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Karma

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16 13
Hershey is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Hershey

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64 84
Mr. Peoples is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Stephenie Donaldson added Mr. Peoples

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8 2
Milo is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Wolf33 added Milo

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14 11
Ruby is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Pet Names Of All Time
Siersha 2 added Ruby