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The Best Things Peter Parker Ever Said 

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Updated October 24, 2019 2.2k votes 266 voters 6.3k views 29 items

List Rules Vote up the most memorable Peter Parker quotes from the MCU.

Here are the best Spider-Man quotes from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Played by Tom Holland, Peter Parker was just an ordinary teenager until he was bitten by a spider and became "the friendly neighborhood" Spider-Man. Though young and inexperienced, Spider-Man's powers are so advanced that Tony Stark recruited him to join the Avengers. What is your favorite quote from Spider-Man in the MCU?

From funny quotes to inspiring quotes, vote up Peter Parker's best lines below, and see where he ranks among the best MCU characters.

Made-up Names is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Things Peter Parker Ever Said
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Made-up Names

Peter Parker: I'm backup.

Tony Stark: No, you're a stowaway. The adults are talking.

Dr. Stephen Strange: I'm sorry, I'm confused as to the relationship here. What is he, your ward?

Peter Parker: No. I'm Peter, by the way.

Dr. Stephen Strange: Doctor Strange.

Peter Parker: Oh, you're using made-up names. Um... I'm Spider-Man, then.

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This Is Nice is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Things Peter Parker Ever Said
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This Is Nice

Peter Parker: Hey! Holy cow! You will not believe what's been going on. Do you remember when we were in space? And I got all dusty? And I must've passed out because I woke up and you were gone. But Doctor Strange was there right. And he said 'It's been five years. Come on, they need us.' And he started doing the yellow sparkly thing that he does. Anyway...

[Tony Stark hugs Peter in relief]

Peter Parker: This is nice.

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Don't Want To Kill is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Things Peter Parker Ever Said
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Don't Want To Kill

Peter Parker: Wow, they're in the middle of a heist! I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! Okay, I'm gonna get a little closer so I can see what's happening.

Karen: Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?

Peter Parker: Enhanced Combat Mode? Yeah!

Karen: Activating Instant-Kill.

Peter Parker: What? No, no, no, I don't wanna kill anybody!

Karen: Deactivating Instant-Kill.

 

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Be Like You is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Things Peter Parker Ever Said
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Be Like You

Tony Stark: I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh? Do you know I was the only one who believed in you? Everyone else said I was crazy to recruit a 14-year-old kid.

Peter Parker: I'm 15.

Tony Stark: No, this is where you zip it, alright? The adult is talking! What if somebody had died tonight? Different story, right? 'Cause that's on you. And if you died, I feel like that's on me. I don't need that on my conscience.

Peter Parker: Yes sir. I'm sorry. I understand. I just wanted to be like you.

 

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