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The Best Things Peter Parker Ever Said

Updated October 24, 2019 3.4k votes 295 voters 6.9k views29 items

List RulesVote up the most memorable Peter Parker quotes from the MCU.

Here are the best Spider-Man quotes from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Played by Tom Holland, Peter Parker was just an ordinary teenager until he was bitten by a spider and became "the friendly neighborhood" Spider-Man. Though young and inexperienced, Spider-Man's powers are so advanced that Tony Stark recruited him to join the Avengers. What is your favorite quote from Spider-Man in the MCU?

From funny quotes to inspiring quotes, vote up Peter Parker's best lines below, and see where he ranks among the best MCU characters.

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    Made-up Names

    Made-up Names
    Photo: Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

    Peter Parker: I'm backup.

    Tony Stark: No, you're a stowaway. The adults are talking.

    Dr. Stephen Strange: I'm sorry, I'm confused as to the relationship here. What is he, your ward?

    Peter Parker: No. I'm Peter, by the way.

    Dr. Stephen Strange: Doctor Strange.

    Peter Parker: Oh, you're using made-up names. Um... I'm Spider-Man, then.

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    This Is Nice

    This Is Nice
    Photo: Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

    Peter Parker: Hey! Holy cow! You will not believe what's been going on. Do you remember when we were in space? And I got all dusty? And I must've passed out because I woke up and you were gone. But Doctor Strange was there right. And he said 'It's been five years. Come on, they need us.' And he started doing the yellow sparkly thing that he does. Anyway...

    [Tony Stark hugs Peter in relief]

    Peter Parker: This is nice.

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    Don't Want To Kill

    Peter Parker: Wow, they're in the middle of a heist! I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! Okay, I'm gonna get a little closer so I can see what's happening.

    Karen: Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?

    Peter Parker: Enhanced Combat Mode? Yeah!

    Karen: Activating Instant-Kill.

    Peter Parker: What? No, no, no, I don't wanna kill anybody!

    Karen: Deactivating Instant-Kill.

     

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    No Neighborhood

    No Neighborhood
    Photo: Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

    Peter Parker: You can't be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there's no neighborhood.

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