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Hilarious G-Rated Jokes That'll Get You a Laugh Every Time

Updated September 16, 2019 41.8k votes 9.0k voters 388.2k views30 items

List RulesEveryone - vote for your favorite G-rated joke!

Dad jokes have a special place in society. Clean jokes are usually only OK to break out when there's a significant lull in the conversation or if you're in a giant party full of children and relatives that you despise. Either way, really funny one liner jokes can be stupidly hilarious. Here are some of the best G-rated jokes ever, for you to vote on and add to your arsenal. 
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    My boss just texted me: "Send me one of your funny jokes!"

    I texted him back: "I'm busy working. I'll send one later."

    "That's hilarious," he said. "Send another one!"
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    A Mexican magician says that he'll disappear on the count of three.

    "Uno... dos..." POOF!

    He disappears without a tres.

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  • 7

    What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

    Virgin mobile. 
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    Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve?

    There are never any dental records. 
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