Updated September 16, 2019 42.5k votes 8.9k voters 385.7k views30 items
List RulesEveryone - vote for your favorite G-rated joke!
Dad jokes have a special place in society. Clean jokes are usually only OK to break out when there's a significant lull in the conversation or if you're in a giant party full of children and relatives that you despise. Either way, really funny one liner jokes can be stupidly hilarious. Here are some of the best G-rated jokes ever, for you to vote on and add to your arsenal.
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How does Jesus make his coffee?
Hebrews it.2,3321,135Is this funny? - 2
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells."1,486706Is this funny? - 3
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I can't stop tripping.1,962983Is this funny? - 4
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
There are too many cheetahs!1,062510Is this funny?