jokes Hilarious G-Rated Jokes That'll Get You a Laugh Every Time  

Evan Lambert
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List Rules Everyone - vote for your favorite G-rated joke!

Dad jokes have a special place in society. Clean jokes are usually only OK to break out when there's a significant lull in the conversation or if you're in a giant party full of children and relatives that you despise. Either way, really funny one liner jokes can be stupidly hilarious. Here are some of the best G-rated jokes ever, for you to vote on and add to your arsenal. 
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How does Jesus make his coffee?


Hebrews it. 
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.


I don't know what he laced them with but I can't stop tripping.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?


You look for the fresh prints. 
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A Mexican magician says that he'll disappear on the count of three.


"Uno... dos..." POOF!


He disappears without a tres.

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