Hilarious G-Rated Jokes That'll Get You a Laugh Every Time
Everyone - vote for your favorite G-rated joke!
Dad jokes have a special place in society. Clean jokes are usually only OK to break out when there's a significant lull in the conversation or if you're in a giant party full of children and relatives that you despise. Either way, really funny one liner jokes can be stupidly hilarious. Here are some of the best G-rated jokes ever, for you to vote on and add to your arsenal.
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How does Jesus make his coffee?Hebrews it.
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.I don't know what he laced them with but I can't stop tripping.
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Why is there no gambling in Africa?There are too many cheetahs!
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What did the right eye say to the left eye?"Between you and me, something smells."
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A Mexican magician says that he'll disappear on the count of three.
"Uno... dos..." POOF!
He disappears without a tres.
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My boss just texted me: "Send me one of your funny jokes!"
I texted him back: "I'm busy working. I'll send one later.""That's hilarious," he said. "Send another one!"