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Hilarious G-Rated Jokes That'll Get You a Laugh Every Time

Updated September 16, 2019 45.6k votes 8.7k voters 381.4k views30 items

List RulesEveryone - vote for your favorite G-rated joke!

Dad jokes have a special place in society. Clean jokes are usually only OK to break out when there's a significant lull in the conversation or if you're in a giant party full of children and relatives that you despise. Either way, really funny one liner jokes can be stupidly hilarious. Here are some of the best G-rated jokes ever, for you to vote on and add to your arsenal. 
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    How does Jesus make his coffee?

    Hebrews it. 
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    What did the right eye say to the left eye?

    "Between you and me, something smells."
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    Why is there no gambling in Africa?

    There are too many cheetahs!
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    A Mexican magician says that he'll disappear on the count of three.

    "Uno... dos..." POOF!

    He disappears without a tres.

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