Dad jokes have a special place in society. Clean jokes are usually only OK to break out when there's a significant lull in the conversation or if you're in a giant party full of children and relatives that you despise. Either way, really funny one liner jokes can be stupidly hilarious. Here are some of the best G-rated jokes ever, for you to vote on and add to your arsenal.
How does Jesus make his coffee?Hebrews it.2,4781,172Is this funny?
What did the right eye say to the left eye?"Between you and me, something smells."1,537706Is this funny?
Why is there no gambling in Africa?There are too many cheetahs!1,129529Is this funny?
A Mexican magician says that he'll disappear on the count of three.
"Uno... dos..." POOF!
He disappears without a tres.1,872925Is this funny?