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The Best Phil Coulson Quotes

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Here are the best Phil Coulson quotes from Marvel Cinematic Universe movies. Played by Clark Gregg, Phil Coulson starts off as a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent and later becomes the Director of the organization. More than just a "company man," Agent Coulson is one of Nick Fury's most trusted men, and throughout the films, Coulson has helped the Avengers. What is your favorite quote from Agent Phil Coulson?

Vote up the Phil Coulson's best quotes below, and see where he ranks among the best MCU characters.

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    Hear That A Lot

    Phil Coulson: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.

    Tony Stark: Whew! God, you really need a new name for that.

    Phil Coulson: Yeah, I hear that a lot.

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    If You Try to Escape

    Phil Coulson: If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet.


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    Phil Coulson: I gotta say, it's an honor to meet you, officially. I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was... I was present while you were unconscious from the ice. You know, it's really, it's just a... just a huge honor to have you on board.

    Steve Rogers: Well, I hope I'm the man for the job.

    Phil Coulson: Oh, you are. Absolutely.

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  • 4

    A Few Steps

    Pepper Potts: Oh, wow! What's that? It's, like, a little device? It's, like, a thing that's going to pick the lock?

    Phil Coulson: You might want to take a few steps back.

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