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The Best Philip J. Fry Quotes from 'Futurama'

Updated July 9, 2019 469 votes 54 voters 2.6k views31 items

Philip J. Fry is the definition of a lovable idiot, and his time on Futurama gave the world some truly funny and memorable quotes.

From the utterly simple yet perfectly spoken lines like "Ah. This seems like a good place to take a dump" to more meaningful and poignant thoughts like "Wow! A superpowers drug you can rub on your skin? You think it would be something you'd have to freebase," let's take a look at the greatest Philip J. Fry quotes in Futurama history, ranked by your votes. 

Whatever your favorite Philip J. Fry quotes are, vote them up on the list below so they will climb closer to the top.

  • 1

    Miss Something Fun

    Fry: Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?


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    • 2

      Just Like Sex

      Fry: Mmm. They're like sex, except I'm having them!


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      • 3

        I'm Just Too Busy

        Leela: Why is Zoidberg the only one still alone?

        Bender: Because he's a loser, that's why. He's the lobster equivalent of Fry.

        Fry: Hey, I can get any girl I want anytime I want! I'm just too busy.


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          I Proved Them

          Fry: People said I was dumb, but I proved them.


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