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The Most Hilarious 'Pineapple Express' Quotes

Updated August 28, 2019 267 votes 87 voters 9.6k views25 items

The best quotes from Pineapple Express make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Pineapple Express, with the help of your votes. Starring Seth Rogen, James Franco, and Gary Cole, Pineapple Express was directed by David Gordon Green and was released in 2008.

What are your favorite lines from Pineapple Express? One of the memorable one-liners was when Saul says, "You guys are like, both of my best friends and you didn't even know it but now you know it and we'll all be best friends!" Another great line from Pineapple Express is, "I may act tough, but I got a lot of feelings, and you hurt damn near every one of them." spoken by Matheson who was played by Craig Robinson.

Vote up all the Pineapple Express quotes you want to see at the top of the list, regardless of which character they come from.

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    Saul: It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb.

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    Gone To Hell

    Red: This is my cat's birthday today.

    Dale: I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. Did you let it out by accident?

    Red: No, because he died three months ago, okay? So now who's the funny guy, huh? All right? Today is his birthday, and it is a tradition that on his birthday, I get up extra early and make him his favorite kind of, uh, dessert.

    Saul: Don't worry, bro, your cat's going to Heaven.

    Red: Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to Heaven. He was a little f*cker. He could've gone to Hell.

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    Stack Of Pancakes

    Private Miller: Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice o' butter... melting on top of a big ol' pile of flapjacks.

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    Act Tough

    Matheson: I may act tough, but I got a lot of feelings, and you hurt damn near every one of them.

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