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Updated February 22, 2018 1.5k votes 325 voters 36k views
When you gotta go, you gotta go. This is a list of the very best places to drop a deuce and feel good about it. Most people tend to be a little particular about their poo poo time, though it's rare to have 100% alone time while you're doing your business.
These are the best places to pinch a loaf. Feel free to add any places that aren't on here already. Bombs away!
Most people aren't using a hotel's lobby bathrooms, which is why it's the perfect place to pop a squat. Plus, they're often luxurious and will have stalls with doors that go all the way to the floor, concealing you just a little bit more in your personal, pooping paradise.
Your parents's house is like your home away from home. They potty trained you, you pooped in their house until you moved out, it's comfortable territory.
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Japan
From nocturne, via the comments:
"It doesn't get much better than Japan. It just really doesn't. If there were a place where they had TV's in the stalls for you to watch, then that would be where I would live."
heitkempy also adds:
"Heated toilet seats in public restrooms. There are bidet seats on the toilets that give you a warm water wash and a blow dry. Also there are devices that make noise to cover up "your noise". They also combo the toilet and sink so that the water goes on in the sink when you flush so nobody gets any handles dirty."
There's nothing more embarrassing than being mid-poop in the bathroom at work when your coworker walks in and smells your mess, or worse, comment on it (yep, that's happened). If you go to a floor above or below you, chances are you won't know as many people there (and possibly no one), and you can at least drop a deuce with some anonymity.
I don't know about you, but my grandma's bathroom is immaculate. Especially her guest "Powder Room." Not only does the woman have all the time in the world to keep it clean and smelling fresh, but she doesn't get visitors too often.
