VOTE The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black  

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List Rules Vote for the ladies you would like to be in your circle of friends, should you ever end up in prison.

Everyone's got their strengths and weaknesses, and they're only amplified in prison. Would you make friends with Gloria Mendoza or Red to get dibs on the good food from the kitchen? Or would you be besties with Poussey to share some of her delicious hooch? Sister Ingalls, Yoga Jones, and Norma would be the go-to's if you were needing to get your spirituality on. And Sophia would be a good BFF if you care about looking put together with perfect hair and nails. Choose wisely...
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Poussey is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Poussey

2
2,465 387
Red is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Red

3
2,166 421
Taystee is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Taystee

4
2,198 436
Sophia is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Sophia

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2,120 556
Nicky is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Nicky

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1,773 618
Gloria Mendoza is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Gloria Mendoza

7
1,856 665
Alex is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Alex

8
1,867 764
Daya is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Daya

9
1,280 800
Black Cindy is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Black Cindy

10
1,337 846
Piper is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Piper

11
1,296 842
Crazy Eyes is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Crazy Eyes

12
1,343 880
Big Boo is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Big Boo

13
1,288 889
Morello is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Morello

14
1,082 931
Sister Ingalls is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Sister Ingalls

Orange Is the New Black Characters Out of Their Prison Jumpsuits

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1,058 982
Yoga Jones is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Yoga Jones

16
1,006 962
Norma is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Norma

17
1,004 1,033
Flaca is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Flaca

18
919 996
Ruiz is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Ruiz

19
896 1,012
Diaz is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Diaz

20
628 1,289
Soso is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Soso

21
567 1,435
Pennsatucky is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Pennsatucky

22
470 1,462
Murphy is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Murphy

23
243 1,657
Leanne is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Leanne