VOTE The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black  

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List Rules Vote for the ladies you would like to be in your circle of friends, should you ever end up in prison.

Everyone's got their strengths and weaknesses, and they're only amplified in prison. Would you make friends with Gloria Mendoza or Red to get dibs on the good food from the kitchen? Or would you be besties with Poussey to share some of her delicious hooch? Sister Ingalls, Yoga Jones, and Norma would be the go-to's if you were needing to get your spirituality on. And Sophia would be a good BFF if you care about looking put together with perfect hair and nails. Choose wisely...
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2,911 432
Poussey is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Poussey

2
2,673 437
Red is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Red

3
2,387 462
Taystee is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Taystee

4
2,396 494
Sophia is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Sophia

5
2,317 615
Nicky is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Nicky

6
1,970 673
Gloria Mendoza is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Gloria Mendoza

7
2,058 718
Alex is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Alex

8
2,053 845
Daya is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Daya

9
1,435 867
Black Cindy is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Black Cindy

10
1,488 919
Piper is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Piper

11
1,419 919
Crazy Eyes is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Crazy Eyes

12
1,436 986
Big Boo is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Big Boo

13
1,412 971
Morello is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Morello

14
1,147 1,039
Sister Ingalls is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Sister Ingalls

15
1,150 1,098
Flaca is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Flaca

16
1,092 1,050
Norma is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Norma

17
1,123 1,093
Yoga Jones is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Yoga Jones

18
1,035 1,063
Ruiz is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Ruiz

19
1,002 1,078
Diaz is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Diaz

20
677 1,408
Soso is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Soso

21
614 1,569
Pennsatucky is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Pennsatucky

22
512 1,613
Murphy is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Murphy

23
270 1,803
Leanne is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Leanne