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The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black  

chantellebelle
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List Rules Vote for the ladies you would like to be in your circle of friends, should you ever end up in prison.

Everyone's got their strengths and weaknesses, and they're only amplified in prison. Would you make friends with Gloria Mendoza or Red to get dibs on the good food from the kitchen? Or would you be besties with Poussey to share some of her delicious hooch? Sister Ingalls, Yoga Jones, and Norma would be the go-to's if you were needing to get your spirituality on. And Sophia would be a good BFF if you care about looking put together with perfect hair and nails. Choose wisely...
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Poussey is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Poussey
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Red is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Red
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Taystee is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Taystee
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Sophia is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Sophia
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Nicky is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Nicky
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Gloria Mendoza is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Gloria Mendoza
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Alex is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Alex
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Daya is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Daya
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Black Cindy is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Black Cindy
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Piper is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Piper
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Crazy Eyes is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Crazy Eyes
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Big Boo is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Big Boo
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Morello is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Morello
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Sister Ingalls is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Sister Ingalls
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Flaca is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Flaca
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Norma is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Norma
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Yoga Jones is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Yoga Jones
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Ruiz is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Ruiz
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Diaz is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Diaz
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Soso is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Soso
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Pennsatucky is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Pennsatucky
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Murphy is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Murphy
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Leanne is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Leanne