VOTE The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black  

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List Rules Vote for the ladies you would like to be in your circle of friends, should you ever end up in prison.

Everyone's got their strengths and weaknesses, and they're only amplified in prison. Would you make friends with Gloria Mendoza or Red to get dibs on the good food from the kitchen? Or would you be besties with Poussey to share some of her delicious hooch? Sister Ingalls, Yoga Jones, and Norma would be the go-to's if you were needing to get your spirituality on. And Sophia would be a good BFF if you care about looking put together with perfect hair and nails. Choose wisely...
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2,925 433
Poussey is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Poussey
2
2,684 437
Red is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Red
3
2,396 463
Taystee is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Taystee
4
2,400 498
Sophia is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Sophia
5
2,327 618
Nicky is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Nicky
6
1,978 675
Gloria Mendoza is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Gloria Mendoza
7
2,066 720
Alex is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Alex
8
2,061 848
Daya is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Daya
9
1,439 869
Black Cindy is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Black Cindy
10
1,492 924
Piper is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Piper
11
1,422 923
Crazy Eyes is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Crazy Eyes
12
1,419 972
Morello is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Morello
13
1,440 989
Big Boo is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Big Boo
14
1,151 1,042
Sister Ingalls is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Sister Ingalls
15
1,156 1,098
Flaca is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Flaca
16
1,093 1,054
Norma is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Norma
17
1,127 1,096
Yoga Jones is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Yoga Jones
18
1,038 1,065
Ruiz is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Ruiz
19
1,005 1,081
Diaz is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Diaz
20
678 1,413
Soso is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Soso
21
618 1,574
Pennsatucky is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Pennsatucky
22
513 1,617
Murphy is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Murphy
23
270 1,809
Leanne is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black
Leanne