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The Best Prison Friends to Have on Orange is the New Black

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List Rules

Vote for the ladies you would like to be in your circle of friends, should you ever end up in prison.

Everyone's got their strengths and weaknesses, and they're only amplified in prison. Would you make friends with Gloria Mendoza or Red to get dibs on the good food from the kitchen? Or would you be besties with Poussey to share some of her delicious hooch? Sister Ingalls, Yoga Jones, and Norma would be the go-to's if you were needing to get your spirituality on. And Sophia would be a good BFF if you care about looking put together with perfect hair and nails. Choose wisely...

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list ordered by

1
Poussey
2
Red
3
Taystee
4
Sophia
5
Nicky
6
Alex
7
Daya
8
Gloria Mendoza
9
Piper
10
Black Cindy

11
Big Boo
12
Crazy Eyes
13
Morello
14
Flaca
15
Sister Ingalls
16
Yoga Jones
17
Norma
18
Ruiz
19
Diaz
20
Soso

21
Pennsatucky
22
Murphy
23
Leanne