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The Best Professor Farnsworth Quotes from 'Futurama'

Updated July 15, 2019 15.9k views30 items

In some ways, Futurama's Professor Hubert Farnsworth is like Grandpa on the Simpsons thanks to his being over 160 years old, but his cold demeanor and desire for doomsday weapons sets him apart just enough to make the words he says funny and frightening at the same time.

From the perfect one-liners that went on to become memes like "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" to more poignant utterings like "Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark. Ohhh, suddenly you've gone too far," let's take a look at the greatest Professor Farnsworth quotes in Futurama history, ranked by your votes. 

Whatever your favorite Professor Farnsworth quotes are, vote them up on the list below so they will climb closer to the top.

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  • 1

    I Don't Want To Live

    Professor Farnsworth: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

     

    • 2

      I Hate These Nerds

      Professor Farnsworth: I hate these nerds! Just because I'm stupider than them they think they're smarter than me!

       

      • 3

        Hitler's Brain

        Professor Farnsworth: Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark. Ohhh, suddenly you've gone too far.

         

        • 4

          Come On, Stem Cells

          Professor Farnsworth: Come on, stem cells, work your astounding scientific magic.

          Fry: Fetal stem cells, aren't those controversial?

          Professor Farnsworth: In your time yes, but nowadays? Shut up! Besides they are adult stem cells harvested from perfectly healthy adults, whom I killed for their stem cells.

           

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