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The Best Professor Farnsworth Quotes from 'Futurama'  

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In some ways, Futurama's Professor Hubert Farnsworth is like Grandpa on the Simpsons thanks to his being over 160 years old, but his cold demeanor and desire for doomsday weapons sets him apart just enough to make the words he says funny and frightening at the same time.

From the perfect one-liners that went on to become memes like "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" to more poignant utterings like "Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark. Ohhh, suddenly you've gone too far," let's take a look at the greatest Professor Farnsworth quotes in Futurama history, ranked by your votes. 

Whatever your favorite Professor Farnsworth quotes are, vote them up on the list below so they will climb closer to the top.

I Don't Want To Live is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Professor Farnsworth Quotes from 'Futurama'
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I Don't Want To Live

Professor Farnsworth: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

 

I Hate These Nerds is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Professor Farnsworth Quotes from 'Futurama'
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I Hate These Nerds

Professor Farnsworth: I hate these nerds! Just because I'm stupider than them they think they're smarter than me!

 

Hitler's Brain is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Professor Farnsworth Quotes from 'Futurama'
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Hitler's Brain

Professor Farnsworth: Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark. Ohhh, suddenly you've gone too far.

 

Come On, Stem Cells is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Professor Farnsworth Quotes from 'Futurama'
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Come On, Stem Cells

Professor Farnsworth: Come on, stem cells, work your astounding scientific magic.

Fry: Fetal stem cells, aren't those controversial?

Professor Farnsworth: In your time yes, but nowadays? Shut up! Besides they are adult stem cells harvested from perfectly healthy adults, whom I killed for their stem cells.