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The Funniest And Best Quotes From 'Psych' 

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April 27, 2020 606 votes 69 voters 40 items

What are the best Psych quotes of all time? If you watched the USA Network in the mid-2000s, then chances are you're well-acquainted with the show about a crime consultant who uses his impressive eidetic memory to help the Santa Barbara Police Department solve crimes. The show lasted for eight seasons, and during that run, it spawned plenty of memorable, funny, and entertaining lines. The show may have been a detective drama, but it wasn't afraid of having a little fun now and then. From hilarious to inspirational, these are the greatest quotes from Psych, and with 120 episodes to choose from, you can be certain these are the best of the best. 

So let's get to voting for awesome and funny Psych quotes. Which ones do you remember fondly from watching the show every Friday night? Shawn Spencer could probably see the winner on this list from a mile away. 

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Unlike Your Hair is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest And Best Quotes From 'Psych'
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Unlike Your Hair

Shawn Spencer: Well, the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken.

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I Don't Lose Things is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest And Best Quotes From 'Psych'
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I Don't Lose Things

Shawn Spencer: I don’t lose things. I place things in locations which later elude me.

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My Partner, Radio Star ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest And Best Quotes From 'Psych'
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My Partner, Radio Star

Shawn Spencer: Hello, I'm Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner, Radio Star. I'm afraid your video will kill him. 

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Take Pictures is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest And Best Quotes From 'Psych'
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Take Pictures

Shawn Spencer: Take pictures. Not of sights. Don’t take pictures of buildings. Take pictures of moments, because that’s what matters.

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