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The Funniest And Best Quotes From 'Psych'

April 27, 2020 2.9k votes 288 voters 6.3k views40 items

What are the best Psych quotes of all time? If you watched the USA Network in the mid-2000s, then chances are you're well-acquainted with the show about a crime consultant who uses his impressive eidetic memory to help the Santa Barbara Police Department solve crimes. The show lasted for eight seasons, and during that run, it spawned plenty of memorable, funny, and entertaining lines. The show may have been a detective drama, but it wasn't afraid of having a little fun now and then. From hilarious to inspirational, these are the greatest quotes from Psych, and with 120 episodes to choose from, you can be certain these are the best of the best. 

So let's get to voting for awesome and funny Psych quotes. Which ones do you remember fondly from watching the show every Friday night? Shawn Spencer could probably see the winner on this list from a mile away. 

  • 1

    I Don't Lose Things

    Shawn Spencer: I don’t lose things. I place things in locations which later elude me.

    A great quote?
  • 2

    Unlike Your Hair

    Shawn Spencer: Well, the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken.

    A great quote?
  • 3

    You Treat A Woman Like A Person

    Shawn Spencer: Remember dad, you treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a Greek goddess, then a person again. 

    A great quote?
  • 4

    Take Pictures

    Shawn Spencer: Take pictures. Not of sights. Don’t take pictures of buildings. Take pictures of moments, because that’s what matters.

    A great quote?