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These Quotes Are So Rachel Green  

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These are the best Rachel Green quotes from Friends. Played by Jennifer Aniston over all ten seasons, Rachel is a former head cheerleader, Monica’s roommate, and fashionista of the group. Most of Rachel’s funny one-liners come from her relationship with Ross Geller. There are also great Rachel quotes about shopping, dating, being pregnant, and work. But which of these are the best Rachel Green quotes?

You get to help decide with your votes. After you vote up your favorite quotes and lines from Rachel Green be sure to check out where she ranks among the best characters on Friends.

Make Love is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list These Quotes Are So Rachel Green
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Make Love

Ross: This is insane! I'm not gonna make love to you just so you'll go into labor!

Rachel: Make love? What are you, a girl?

Ross: A great way to get into a man's pants.

 

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Under Him is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list These Quotes Are So Rachel Green
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Under Him

Rachel: Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid! I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard! You know you - I couldn't concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me. I mean come on, you remember what's it's like to be 19 and in love.

Ross: Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.

Rachel: Yeah.

Joey: How'd you get over that teacher?

Rachel: I didn't. I got under him.

Joey: Problem solved.

 

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Isn't This Exciting is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list These Quotes Are So Rachel Green
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Isn't This Exciting

Rachel: (about her first paycheck) Isn't this exciting! I earned this! I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?

 

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Head Cheerleader is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list These Quotes Are So Rachel Green
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Head Cheerleader

Ross: You're fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.

Rachel: Well, in high school, that added up to head cheerleader.

 

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