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The Best Ralph Breaks The Internet Quotes

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These funny Ralph Breaks The Internet movie quotes provide the dialogue for the film which follows characters from the first film, Ralph and Vanellope. Rich Moore and Phil Johnston directed the movie using a screenplay Phil Johnston and Pamela Ribon wrote. For this list we're highlighting the best quotes from Ralph Breaks The Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2, with the help of your votes.

In Ralph Breaks The Internet, Wreck-It Ralph (John C. Reilly) has now become friends with Venallope von Schweetz (Sarah Silverman.) Together they must find a replacement steering wheel for the game Sugar Rush, and journey into the Internet to do so. Trying to find money, they end up meeting Spamly (Bill Hader,) a pop up ad who tells them about Slaughter Race, an online free-to-play racing game. While inside Slaughter Race, Ralph and Vanellope are introduced to Shank (Gal Gadot,) one of the game's top drivers. Ralph becomes concerned for Vanellope as she develops a bond with Shank and thinks about not returning to her home game.

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    Kidnapped Or Enslaved

    Kidnapped Or Enslaved is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Ralph Breaks The Internet Quotes
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    [Storm Troppers are chasing Venellope she quickly flashes away and ends up in the Disney Princess room]
    Vanellope: Hi.
    [The Princessess all assume attack postions, each with holding an item, specific to their character, as a weapon]
    Vanellope: Woah, woah, ladies! I’m a...princess too!
    Pocahontas: What kind of a princess are you?
    Vanellope: Uh…
    Rapunzel: Do you have magic hair?
    Vanellope: No.
    Elsa: Magic hands?
    Vanellope: No.
    CinderellaDo animals talk to you?
    Vanellope: No.
    Snow White: Were you poisoned?
    Vanellope: No.
    Aurora, Tiana: Cursed?
    Vanellope: No!
    Rapunzel, Belle: Kidnapped or enslaved? 
    Vanellope: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
    Rapunzel: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
    Vanellope: Yes! What is up with that?
    Pocahontas, Merida, Rapunzel, Elsa, Aurora, Moana: She is a princess!
    [Snow White pokes her head in and sings a few happy notes]

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    Tried To Do Her In

    Tried To Do Her In is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Ralph Breaks The Internet Quotes
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    [in a thick Scottish accent]
    Merida: I gave my mommy a cake, she turned into a big bear. My auld yin tried to do her in. If that’s not pure mess, I don’t know what is!
    Vanellope: Uh…
    Moana: We can’t understand her.
    Anna: She’s from the other studio.
    Vanellope: Ahhhh.

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    We're About To Blast Off

    We're About To Blast Off is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Ralph Breaks The Internet Quotes
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    Ralph: Hey, kid, wake up!
    Vanellope: Ralph, what is wrong with you?
    Ralph: Start churning butter and put on your church shoes, little sister, because we’re about to blast off!
    Vanellope: Ralph, what is it you’re trying to say?
    Ralph: We’re going to the internet.
    Vanellope: What?!

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    This Girl Can Drive

    This Girl Can Drive is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Ralph Breaks The Internet Quotes
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    [Venellope races past her on the ceiling on the tunnel]
    Shank: This girl can drive!

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