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He may be Springfield's dumbest resident, but the best Ralph Wiggum quotes show us why we love him so much anyways. From classic lines like "Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" to "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there," let's take a look at the greatest Ralph Wiggum quotes in Simpsons history, ranked by your votes. 

Most of the funniest lines from Ralph Wiggum poke fun at how stupid he is: "Me fail English? That’s unpossible." However, there are a few memorable quotes from Ralph during the time he had a crush on Lisa that are actually quite cute (and eventually heartbreaking): "Let's be friends. It says 'bee,' and there's a picture of a bee on it!"

Whatever your favorite Ralph Wiggum quotes are, vote them up on the list below so they will climb closer to the top.

Unpossible is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Ralph Wiggum Quotes of All Time
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Unpossible

Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

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My Eyes Were Lazy is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Ralph Wiggum Quotes of All Time
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My Eyes Were Lazy

Ralph: And the doctor told me that both my eyes were lazy, and that's why it was the best summer ever!
Ms. Hoover: Thank you Ralph. Now take your seat.

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The Leprechaun is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Ralph Wiggum Quotes of All Time
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The Leprechaun

Ralph: That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things.

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Super Nintendo Chalmers is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Ralph Wiggum Quotes of All Time
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Super Nintendo Chalmers

Skinner: And, for the first time ever, our computer lab actually has a computer in it.
Ralph: Hi,  Lisa! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

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