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The Best Randy Marsh Quotes From 'South Park'

Updated March 12, 2020 1.7k votes 246 voters 9.0k views25 items

The best Randy Marsh quotes from South Park really show that he is much more than just Stan's dad. Over the seasons, he's developed into one of the most beloved characters on the entire show. In fact, he's proven to be so popular that in season 23, South Park pretty much made him the star of the show as the season "rebranded" itself to Tegridy Farms. Whether he's cultivating marijuana or becoming a pop sensation, there have been plenty of funny Randy Marsh quotes to go along with the madness. 

Randy fought for patriotism when he constantly tried to fight other dads at little league baseball games with, "I thought this was America!" When he's not delivering social commentary, Randy tries to be the best father he can but he doesn't always handle a situation in the best way with the line, "You're a lousy kid! I wish Jaden Smith was my son!"

There are an abundance of good Randy Marsh quotes to choose from. Vote up your favorites below. 

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    This is America

    This is America is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Randy Marsh Quotes From 'South Park'
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    Randy: Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America. 

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    I Know the Answer

    I Know the Answer is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Randy Marsh Quotes From 'South Park'
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    Randy: I know the answer, but I don't think I should say it.

    Pat Sajak: 10 seconds, Mr. Marsh.

    Randy: Oh, alright. N******!

    [Buzzer goes off. Reveal that the answer was "Naggers."]

    Randy: Oh, naggers, of course.

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    A Little Bit of Cancer

    A Little Bit of Cancer is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Randy Marsh Quotes From 'South Park'
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    Randy: Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan. Tell mom it's okay.

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    Officer, Problem

    Officer, Problem is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Randy Marsh Quotes From 'South Park'
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    Randy: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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