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The Best Things Red Forman Ever Said  

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These are the best Red Forman quotes from The ‘70s Show. Played by Kurtwood Smith over all eight seasons, Red is Eric’s father and has to deal with many of the group’s hijinks. Most of Red’s funny one-liners come from his interactions with his son Eric Forman. He often complains about communism and what a disappointment Eric can be, but which of these are the best Red Forman quotes?

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Didn't Think You Were Listenin... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Things Red Forman Ever Said
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Didn't Think You Were Listening

Red: Eric, bend your knees and lift with your legs, or else I'm gonna-

Eric: Kick my *ss, put your foot in my *ss, make my *ss a hat, yeah yeah yeah...

Red: Jeez. And I didn't think you were listening.

 

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Now Fix It is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Things Red Forman Ever Said
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Now Fix It

Red: Donna's such a sweet kid. How could you do this to her?

Eric: I don't know. It's like bad things always happen to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Red: Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumb*ss. Now fix it.

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Feed The Boy is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Things Red Forman Ever Said
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Feed The Boy

Red: Steven? When are you moving out?

Hyde: Soon.

Red: How's your girlfriend?

Hyde: Shallow as hell.

Red: Job?

Hyde: Dead end.

Red: Future?

Hyde: Bleak.

Red: Kitty, feed the boy.

 

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I Disagree is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Things Red Forman Ever Said
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I Disagree

Red: Well, that's kind of stupid, Bob.

Bob: Well, I guess the truth hurts.

Red: So does a swift kick in the *ss.

Bob: All right, I'm going. But a swift kick in the *ss is not the solution to everything, Forman!

Red: I gotta disagree, Bob!

 

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