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The Best Insults from Rick and Morty 

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Updated August 30, 2019 5.1k votes 832 voters 14.2k views 20 items

List Rules Vote up the sassiest lines and best burns from the entire Rick and Morty series.

If you're a fan of Rick and Morty, go ahead and consider the show, but do so without thinking of any of the insults. Does Rick even have anything to say? Whether he's lobbing a jab at Jerry or telling Summer and Morty exactly what he thinks of them, most of the best insults from Rick and Morty are coming right out or Rick's mouth.

The show wouldn't be nearly as funny or clever as it is without the various insults and one-liners thrown about from episode to episode. When you think about it, the insulting lines on the show are some of the best writing on television and it's also what makes Rick and Morty such an amazing series to watch. You probably shouldn't read this list if you are a "Jerry", but for everyone else, here are the best of the best Rick and Morty insults written so far.

Take a look at the list below and up vote the quotes you find most insulting. Of course, you can also down vote those you don't find as offensive or funny.

list ordered by
1
Well, I don't like your ... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Insults from Rick and Morty
Well, I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is made of little concessions. Rick Sanchez, "Total Rickall"
2
Don't break an arm jerki... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Insults from Rick and Morty
Don't break an arm jerking yourself off. Rick Sanchez, "Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind"
3
It’s like the n-word and... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Insults from Rick and Morty
It’s like the n-word and the c-word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews. Rick Sanchez, "Ricky Business"
4
I thought the whole poin... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Insults from Rick and Morty
I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior, Jerry. If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread. Rick Sanchez, "Lawnmower Dog"
5
Today has been a total M... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Insults from Rick and Morty
Today has been a total Morty; that's my new word for sh*t after today's events. Rick Sanchez, "Mortynight Run"
6
So your origin is what? ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Insults from Rick and Morty
So your origin is what? You fell in a vat of redundancy? Rick Sanchez, "Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender"
7
I created the stars that... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Insults from Rick and Morty
I created the stars that became the carbon in your mother's ovaries!!! Rick Sanchez, "The Ricks Must Be Crazy"
8
Lick lick lick my balls!... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Insults from Rick and Morty
Lick lick lick my balls! Rick Sanchez, "Total Rickall"
9
You like that? You want ... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Insults from Rick and Morty
You like that? You want me to cut to 3 weeks earlier when you were alive? Morty, "Look Who's Purging Now"
10
I don't give a f*ck what... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Insults from Rick and Morty
I don't give a f*ck what you think, Jerry. Rick Sanchez, "Something Ricked This Way Comes"
11
Scientifically, traditio... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Insults from Rick and Morty
Scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing. Rick Sanchez, "Something Ricked This Way Comes"
12
This time, be like Grand... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Insults from Rick and Morty
This time, be like Grandpa. You mean drunk? Morty, "A Rickle in Time"
13
Ooh-la-la, someone's gon... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Insults from Rick and Morty
Ooh-la-la, someone's gonna get laid in college. Rick Sanchez, "The Ricks Must Be Crazy"
14
Get your sh*t together. ... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Insults from Rick and Morty
Get your sh*t together. Morty, "Big Trouble in Little Sanchez"
15
Screw you, Rick! I'll pu... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Insults from Rick and Morty
Screw you, Rick! I'll purge you too, you old... "Rickety" piece of crap! Morty, "Look Who's Purging Now"
16
Oh Summer, first race wa... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Insults from Rick and Morty
Oh Summer, first race war, huh? Morty, "Auto Erotic Assimilation"
17
They’re just robots, Mor... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Insults from Rick and Morty
They’re just robots, Morty! It’s okay to shoot them! They’re robots! Rick Sanchez, "Pilot"
18
You shut your mouth, you... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Insults from Rick and Morty
You shut your mouth, you dirty knife-nipple bastards! Random Guy, "Auto Erotic Assimilation"
19
Is that a real question?... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Insults from Rick and Morty
Is that a real question? Summer, "Look Who's Purging Now"
20
Much obliged is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Insults from Rick and Morty
Much obliged Zeep Xanflorp, "The Ricks Must Be Crazy"