If you're a fan of Rick and Morty, go ahead and consider the show, but do so without thinking of any of the insults. Does Rick even have anything to say? Whether he's lobbing a jab at Jerry or telling Summer and Morty exactly what he thinks of them, most of the best insults from Rick and Morty are coming right out or Rick's mouth.
The show wouldn't be nearly as funny or clever as it is without the various insults and one-liners thrown about from episode to episode. When you think about it, the insulting lines on the show are some of the best writing on television and it's also what makes Rick and Morty such an amazing series to watch. You probably shouldn't read this list if you are a "Jerry", but for everyone else, here are the best of the best Rick and Morty insults written so far.
Take a look at the list below and up vote the quotes you find most insulting. Of course, you can also down vote those you don't find as offensive or funny.
Don't break an arm jerking yourself off.Rick Sanchez, "Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind"
Well, I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is made of little concessions.Rick Sanchez, "Total Rickall"
I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior, Jerry. If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread.Rick Sanchez, "Lawnmower Dog"
Today has been a total Morty; that's my new word for sh*t after today's events.Rick Sanchez, "Mortynight Run"
It’s like the n-word and the c-word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews.Rick Sanchez, "Ricky Business"
I created the stars that became the carbon in your mother's ovaries!!!Rick Sanchez, "The Ricks Must Be Crazy"