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The Best Insults from Rick and Morty

Updated August 30, 2019 6.1k votes 1.1k voters 21.4k views
List RulesVote up the sassiest lines and best burns from the entire Rick and Morty series.

If you're a fan of Rick and Morty, go ahead and consider the show, but do so without thinking of any of the insults. Does Rick even have anything to say? Whether he's lobbing a jab at Jerry or telling Summer and Morty exactly what he thinks of them, most of the best insults from Rick and Morty are coming right out or Rick's mouth.

The show wouldn't be nearly as funny or clever as it is without the various insults and one-liners thrown about from episode to episode. When you think about it, the insulting lines on the show are some of the best writing on television and it's also what makes Rick and Morty such an amazing series to watch. You probably shouldn't read this list if you are a "Jerry", but for everyone else, here are the best of the best Rick and Morty insults written so far.

Take a look at the list below and up vote the quotes you find most insulting. Of course, you can also down vote those you don't find as offensive or funny.

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  • 1

    Well, I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is made of little concessions.

    Rick Sanchez, "Total Rickall"
    447
    62
  • 2

    Don't break an arm jerking yourself off.

    Rick Sanchez, "Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind"
    438
    60
  • 3

    Today has been a total Morty; that's my new word for sh*t after today's events.

    Rick Sanchez, "Mortynight Run"
    330
    51
  • 4

    It’s like the n-word and the c-word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews.

    Rick Sanchez, "Ricky Business"
    384
    72
  • 5

    I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior, Jerry. If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread.

    Rick Sanchez, "Lawnmower Dog"
    323
    58
  • 6

    So your origin is what? You fell in a vat of redundancy?

    Rick Sanchez, "Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender"
    273
    47
  • 7

    I created the stars that became the carbon in your mother's ovaries!!!

    Rick Sanchez, "The Ricks Must Be Crazy"
    269
    51
  • 8

    Scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing.

    Rick Sanchez, "Something Ricked This Way Comes"
    206
    46
  • 9

    You like that? You want me to cut to 3 weeks earlier when you were alive?

    Morty, "Look Who's Purging Now"
    223
    56
  • 10

    Lick lick lick my balls!

    Rick Sanchez, "Total Rickall"
    251
    71
  • 11

    I don't give a f*ck what you think, Jerry.

    Rick Sanchez, "Something Ricked This Way Comes"
    213
    53
  • 12

    Screw you, Rick! I'll purge you too, you old... "Rickety" piece of crap!

    Morty, "Look Who's Purging Now"
    196
    45
  • 13

    Ooh-la-la, someone's gonna get laid in college.

    Rick Sanchez, "The Ricks Must Be Crazy"
    201
    50
  • 14

    This time, be like Grandpa. You mean drunk?

    Morty, "A Rickle in Time"
    194
    50
  • 15

    Get your sh*t together.

    Morty, "Big Trouble in Little Sanchez"
    205
    71
  • 16

    Oh Summer, first race war, huh?

    Morty, "Auto Erotic Assimilation"
    159
    59
  • 17

    They’re just robots, Morty! It’s okay to shoot them! They’re robots!

    Rick Sanchez, "Pilot"
    158
    65
  • 18

    You shut your mouth, you dirty knife-nipple bastards!

    Random Guy, "Auto Erotic Assimilation"
    147
    60
  • 19

    Is that a real question?

    Summer, "Look Who's Purging Now"
    107
    86
  • 20

    Much obliged

    Zeep Xanflorp, "The Ricks Must Be Crazy"
    96
    121
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