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The Best Insults from Rick and Morty

Updated August 30, 2019 6k votes 1k voters 20.4k views20 items

List RulesVote up the sassiest lines and best burns from the entire Rick and Morty series.

If you're a fan of Rick and Morty, go ahead and consider the show, but do so without thinking of any of the insults. Does Rick even have anything to say? Whether he's lobbing a jab at Jerry or telling Summer and Morty exactly what he thinks of them, most of the best insults from Rick and Morty are coming right out or Rick's mouth.

The show wouldn't be nearly as funny or clever as it is without the various insults and one-liners thrown about from episode to episode. When you think about it, the insulting lines on the show are some of the best writing on television and it's also what makes Rick and Morty such an amazing series to watch. You probably shouldn't read this list if you are a "Jerry", but for everyone else, here are the best of the best Rick and Morty insults written so far.

Take a look at the list below and up vote the quotes you find most insulting. Of course, you can also down vote those you don't find as offensive or funny.

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  • 1
    444
    58

    Well, I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is made of little concessions.

    Rick Sanchez, "Total Rickall"
  • 2
    435
    57

    Don't break an arm jerking yourself off.

    Rick Sanchez, "Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind"
  • 3
    380
    68

    It’s like the n-word and the c-word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews.

    Rick Sanchez, "Ricky Business"
  • 4
    321
    50

    Today has been a total Morty; that's my new word for sh*t after today's events.

    Rick Sanchez, "Mortynight Run"
  • 5
    321
    59

    I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior, Jerry. If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread.

    Rick Sanchez, "Lawnmower Dog"
  • 6
    272
    44

    So your origin is what? You fell in a vat of redundancy?

    Rick Sanchez, "Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender"
  • 7
    266
    51

    I created the stars that became the carbon in your mother's ovaries!!!

    Rick Sanchez, "The Ricks Must Be Crazy"
  • 8
    200
    44

    Scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing.

    Rick Sanchez, "Something Ricked This Way Comes"
  • 9
    212
    51

    I don't give a f*ck what you think, Jerry.

    Rick Sanchez, "Something Ricked This Way Comes"
  • 10
    247
    70

    Lick lick lick my balls!

    Rick Sanchez, "Total Rickall"
  • 11
    219
    56

    You like that? You want me to cut to 3 weeks earlier when you were alive?

    Morty, "Look Who's Purging Now"
  • 12
    192
    45

    Screw you, Rick! I'll purge you too, you old... "Rickety" piece of crap!

    Morty, "Look Who's Purging Now"
  • 13
    197
    50

    Ooh-la-la, someone's gonna get laid in college.

    Rick Sanchez, "The Ricks Must Be Crazy"
  • 14
    189
    50

    This time, be like Grandpa. You mean drunk?

    Morty, "A Rickle in Time"
  • 15
    205
    70

    Get your sh*t together.

    Morty, "Big Trouble in Little Sanchez"
  • 16
    159
    54

    Oh Summer, first race war, huh?

    Morty, "Auto Erotic Assimilation"
  • 17
    157
    63

    They’re just robots, Morty! It’s okay to shoot them! They’re robots!

    Rick Sanchez, "Pilot"
  • 18
    148
    57

    You shut your mouth, you dirty knife-nipple bastards!

    Random Guy, "Auto Erotic Assimilation"
  • 19
    104
    84

    Is that a real question?

    Summer, "Look Who's Purging Now"
  • 20
    96
    118

    Much obliged

    Zeep Xanflorp, "The Ricks Must Be Crazy"