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The Best Rick Sanchez Quotes From 'Rick and Morty'

Updated June 27, 2019 788 votes 63 voters27 items

Here are the best Rick Sanchez quotes from Adult Swim's Rick and Morty. Voiced by co-creator Justin Roiland, Rick Sanchez is a mad scientist in the truest sense. Selfish, intelligent, violent, and unpredictable, Rick takes his reluctant grandson Morty along on all kinds of intergalatic misadventures. What is your favorite quote from Rick Sanchez?

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    Rise Above

    Rick: Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.

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    Wherever The Universe Blows You

    Rick: To live is to risk it all. Otherwise, you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.

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    Worse, You're Smart

    Beth: Am I evil?

    Rick: Worse, you're smart. When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours. And I've never met a universe that was into it. The universe is basically an animal, it grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots, just to eat them, not unlike your friend Timmy.


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    Just You And Me

    Rick: And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty. And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about it, Morty! Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important, and they'll tear us apart, Morty! But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty, and you're gonna be part of 'em. And together we're gonna run around, Morty, we're gonna- do all of kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty.

    Morty: [gurgling] No, no, no....

    Rick: The outside world is our enemy, Morty! We're the only fehh-friends we got, Morty! It's just Rick and Morty! Ruh-ick and Morty and their adventures, Morty! Rick and Morty forever and forever, 100 years, Rick and Morty's things! Me and Rick and Morty running around and... Rick and Morty time! All day long, forever... all- a hundred days! Rick and Morty forever a hundred times! Over and over, rickandmortyadventures.com. Www.rickandmorty.com. Www.rickandmortyadventures. All 100 years. Every minute, rickandmorty.com. Www.100timesrickandmorty.com.

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