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The Most Memorable 'Road House' Quotes

Updated June 2, 2019 205 votes 33 voters15 items

The best Road House quotes prove why it is such a quintessential '80s movie. Whether you love it because of Patrick Swayze's good looks or from the running gag in Family Guy where Peter will randomly turn to the camera and say, "Road House," the film has remained an intriguing time capsule from a decade long ago. People really connected with a bouncer trying to save a small town from a greedy businessman, and these are the best Road House quotes ever. Say just one of these lines, and an entire generation of moviegoers will know what you're referencing. 

There are plenty of great Road House movie quotes to choose from. Which Road House one-liners fill your veins with adrenaline? Vote up the most '80s-riffic lines from the list below. 

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    Pain

    Pain is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Memorable 'Road House' Quotes
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    Dalton: Pain don't hurt.

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      Like A Stone

      Like A Stone is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Memorable 'Road House' Quotes
      Photo: MGM

      Dalton: Take the biggest guy in the world; you smash his knee and he'll drop like stone.

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        Too Many Brains

        Too Many Brains is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Memorable 'Road House' Quotes
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        Wade: That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an a** like that.

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          The Only Thing That's Missing

          The Only Thing That's Missing is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Memorable 'Road House' Quotes
          Photo: MGM

          Brad: I see you found my trophy room Dalton. The only thing that's missing... is your a**!

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