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Here are the best Rocket Raccoon quotes from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Voiced by Bradley Cooper, Rocket Raccoon is a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy who loves violence, riches, adventure, and prosthetic limbs. Sarcastic and even slightly cruel, Rocket slowly reveals his soft side as he befriends other characters. What is your favorite quote from Rocket Raccoon?

From funny lines to inspirational quotes, here are the best Rocket Raccoon quotes

That Place Is A Legend is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Rocket Raccoon Quotes
Photo: Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures
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That Place Is A Legend

Rocket Raccoon: That place is a legend, they make the most powerful, horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. I would very much like to go there, please.

Thor: The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest among you!

Rocket Raccoon: Rabbit?

Thor: I assume you're the captain, sir?

Rocket Raccoon: You're very perceptive...

Thor: You seem like a noble leader. Would you join me on my quest to Nidavellir?

Rocket Raccoon: Alright, let me just ask the Captain... oh, wait a second, it's me! Yeah, I'll go.

Thor: Wonderful.

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Standing In A Circle is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Rocket Raccoon Quotes
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Standing In A Circle

Rocket Raccoon: Aww, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway...(stands up) Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jack*sses, standing in a circle.

 

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Kidding About The Leg is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Rocket Raccoon Quotes
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Kidding About The Leg

Peter Quill : Here you go.

(Quill give Rocket the prostetic leg)

Rocket Raccoon: Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things.

Peter Quill: What?

Rocket Raccoon: No, I thought it'd be funny! Was it funny? No, wait, what'd he look like hopping around?

Peter Quill: I had to transfer him 30,000 units!

Rocket Raccoon just laughs.

 

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That Guy's Eye is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Rocket Raccoon Quotes
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That Guy's Eye

Rocket Raccoon: There's one more thing we need to complete the plan: that guy's eye!

Peter Quill: No, no, no, we don't need that guy's eye!

Rocket Raccoon: No, seriously, I need it! (snickering) It's important to me...

 

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