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The Best Roger Smith Quotes From 'American Dad!'

The best Roger Smith quotes really show why he is one of the most popular characters in American Dad. In the early seasons of the show, Roger didn't even have any of his signature disguises or personas. The alien crashed into Roswell, New Mexico in the '60s and had a fateful encounter with Stan, the head of the Smith household and CIA agent.

Roger's known to be the classic agent of chaos, and as his personas developed along with the show. While Roger himself is always hilarious, his characters, like therapist Dr. Penguin or wedding planner extraordinaire Jeannie Gold, have the best quotes. The fey, pansexual, alcoholic alien is constantly getting into trouble, and the results are always comedic gold. 

Every Roger Smith quote is a gut busting one, and there are quite a few. Vote up your favorite Roger Smith quotes below.

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    Roger: Are you crazy, pushing me in the pool? I had forty hits of ecstasy in my pocket. Buckle up, kids. Yeah, they're gonna need to go to the hospital.

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    67 Degrees

    Roger: You can't participate, Klaus. I hate you. I say that, not out of anger but, simply as a fact. It's 67 degrees outside and I hate you.

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    Origin Story

    Roger: Two years ago, my wife was killed by a plastic surgeon in Ecuador. I found him on Yelp. I gave him two stars. Her breasts looked amazing during the open casket.

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    Baby Lasso

    Roger: I'm gonna keep swinging my baby lasso until I catch me a man.

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