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List Rules Vote for your favorite Roseanne episodes, no matter how popular they are.

List of the best Roseanne episodes, as determined by voters like you. In the 90's Roseanne Barr and John Goodman were among some of the most popular TV stars around. With all the amazing episodes of the show that exist, it's hard to trust just one person's opinion of what the top Roseanne episodes of all time are. Fans of Roseanne are very passionate about the show, and there are often debates over which episodes are the greatest. That's why this list exists- so you can vote for your favorites and we can find out once and for all what everyone thinks the best episode is.

Episodes include "The Little Sister," "Into That Good Night," and more. What is the best Roseanne episode of all time? Look below and find out. 
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Crime and Punishment (1) is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Crime and Punishment (1) Jan 05 1993 - Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.

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A Stash from the Past is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
A Stash from the Past Oct 05 1993 - Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work, while Roseanne lectures David for getting high after she finds a stash of pot in the house -- then realizes it is ...more

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Trick or Treat is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Trick or Treat Oct 30 1990 - Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.

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Bingo is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Bingo Jan 07 1992 - It is Crystal's choice to choose where the gals' night out will be. Crystal chooses bingo and they all hate it. After Roseanne wins $50 playing bingo, she gets hooked on it. Becky and Darlene ...more

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BOO! is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
BOO! Oct 31 1989 - The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.

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The Dark Ages is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
The Dark Ages Sep 29 1992 - The power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.

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Inherit the Wind is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
simplyenigmatic added Inherit the Wind Sep 12 1989 - Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.

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Tolerate Thy Neighbor is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Tolerate Thy Neighbor Oct 15 1991 - Roseanne's new neighbors the Bowmans are burgled while they are out of town -- and hold Roseanne responsible.

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Brain-Dead Poets Society is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Brain-Dead Poets Society Nov 28 1989 - Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.

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Good Girls, Bad Girls is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Good Girls, Bad Girls Nov 24 1992 - Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly -- who abandons her.

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An Officer and a Gentleman is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
An Officer and a Gentleman Jan 23 1990 - When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.

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The Commercial Show is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
The Commercial Show Mar 03 1992 - The Conners are sitting pretty for a TV ad for Rodbell's Luncheonette, but at home things get ugly between D.J. and Todd. Leon and Steven break up, and the Bowmans move back to Chicago.

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Chicken Hearts is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Chicken Hearts Jan 02 1990 - Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.

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Darlene Fades to Black is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Darlene Fades to Black Oct 08 1991 - Darlene slips into a depressive state, wanting to wear only black, watch TV and be left alone; Becky wants a motorcycle.

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Like, a Virgin is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Like, a Virgin Oct 02 1990 - Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky ""the talk"" – unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.

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The Little Sister is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
The Little Sister Sep 19 1989 - Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.

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Fathers and Daughters is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Fathers and Daughters May 01 1990 - In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.

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Aliens is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Aliens May 12 1992 - As the luncheonette closes and the bike shop folds, D.J.'s scholastic achievement is the only light on the Conners' dim horizon. (Coda: an ice-cream fight in the Conner kitchen; Arnie is ...more

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Wait Till Your Father Gets Hom... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Wait Till Your Father Gets Home Feb 09 1993 - The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanny angry -- and sharing a drink with the ""other woman"" in his life.

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Lovers' Lanes is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Lovers' Lanes Dec 06 1988 - Bowling night finds Roseanne checking out Becky's new boyfriend Chip, while Jackie and Booker make a bet with high stakes.

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Labor Day is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Labor Day Mar 08 1994 - Jackie is due to give birth, and has to choose between Fred and Roseanne to accompany her to the delivery room.

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Busted is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Busted Jan 11 1994 - Dan and Roseanne try to talk Mark into coming back to Becky; meanwhile, Roseanne finds out that David is living with Darlene and heads for Chicago to confront them.

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Nightmare on Oak Street is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Nightmare on Oak Street Feb 14 1989 - Darlene's bad dreams aren't due to the scary movies she's been watching.

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Lies My Father Told Me is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Lies My Father Told Me Mar 29 1994 - Roseanne helps Dan understand his dad's lying about his mom's mental state.

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Happy Birthday is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Happy Birthday May 08 1990 - Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.

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Communicable Theater is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Communicable Theater Feb 19 1991 - Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.

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Deliverance is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Deliverance Mar 31 1992 - A pregnant Crystal snaps at everyone in sight, then goes into labour with Dan coaching her in the delivery room; Roseanne and Bonnie feud over who should replace Leon as the new manager of the ...more

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Terms of Estrangement (2) is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Terms of Estrangement (2) Sep 22 1992 - Becky and Mark return to say goodbye before moving away.

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Dream Lover is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Dream Lover Nov 27 1990 - Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.

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Don't Ask, Don't Tell is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Don't Ask, Don't Tell Mar 01 1994 - Roseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar, until Nancy's new girlfriend plants a disturbing kiss on her; meanwhile, back home, Becky's old flame gives Mark reason to distrust Becky.

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Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymor... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore Jan 22 1991 - Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.

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Language Lessons is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Language Lessons Nov 22 1988 - A body language test reveals Dan's innermost feelings about his sister-in-law; Darlene has a bone to pick with D.J.

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The Driver's Seat is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
The Driver's Seat Nov 30 1993 - Leon convinces Jackie and Nancy to open the restaurant for breakfast, causing Roseanne to fear he is planning to force her out. Roseanne's car is stolen -- by DJ, and her violent reaction ...more

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Friends and Relatives is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Friends and Relatives Sep 25 1990 - Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.

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The Monday Through Friday Show is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
The Monday Through Friday Show Jan 24 1989 - Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary; Becky refuses to dissect a frog in biology class; Darlene finds her paper route more than she can handle.

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Vegas, Vegas (2) is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Vegas, Vegas (2) Nov 12 1991 - The Conners risk getting thrown out of a Vegas nightclub, and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

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Five of a Kind is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Five of a Kind Oct 24 1989 - A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.

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Nine is Enough is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Nine is Enough Sep 21 1994 - Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark; Dan must shave his armpits to treat a cyst, and Roseanne finds his new look sexually appealing. Jackie moves out when Fred ...more

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We're Going to Disney World (1... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
We're Going to Disney World (1) Feb 20 1996 - The family goes hog wild with excitement -- and with plans to travel to Disney World -- when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.

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Looking for Loans in All the W... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places Oct 20 1992 - Denied a loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly.

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Stand on Your Man is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Stand on Your Man Nov 17 1992 - The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Meanwhile, Arnie questions his own manhood after hearing that Nancy is gay.

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Into That Good Night (2) is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Into That Good Night (2) May 20 1997 - Roseanne fans find out much more than they thought they would in the second half of the season finale

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I Pray the Lord My Stove to Ke... is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep May 03 1994 - Darlene discovers that D.J. has been sneaking off after to school to attend church; D.J. gives Roseanne a hard time about morals when she accepts a mistaken delivery of a second stove at the

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Less is More is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Less is More Feb 11 1992 - A doctor recommends that Roseanne undergo breast reduction surgery for her back problems.

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The Parenting Trap is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
The Parenting Trap Dec 14 1994 - Dan takes the bull by the horns after he learns that D.J. isn't performing well in school; meanwhile, to Roseanne's horror, Darlene seems genuinely impressed with David's dimwitted new

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I'm Hungry is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
I'm Hungry Feb 13 1990 - Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.

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Disney World War II (2) is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Disney World War II Feb 27 1996 - Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh.

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Follow the Son is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Follow the Son Nov 02 1994 - D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene's moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy -- who misinterprets David's obsessive interest in him.

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Lost Youth is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Lost Youth Feb 15 1995 - Jealousies mount between David and Mark over vulnerable Lunch Box waitress Stacy, whom David asks to pose for a wall mural in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their lovemaking needs a ...more

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Glengarry, Glen Rosey is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Best Episodes of Rosanne
Glengarry, Glen Rosey May 04 1993 - Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner Roger skips town.