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The Best Things Ever Said by Ross: The Divorce Force  

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These are the best Ross Geller quotes from Friends. Played by David Schwimmer over all ten seasons, Ross is Monica’s dinosaur-obsessed bother. As fans of the show know, most of his funny lines come out of his on-and-off again relationship with Rachel Green. There are a lot of Ross quotes and one-liners to choose from, read them below to relive the best Ross moments from Friends. But which of these is the best Ross Geller quote?

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Pivot is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Things Ever Said by Ross: The Divorce Force
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Pivot

Ross: (Chandler and Ross are trying to bring the sofa up tight stairs) Pivot. Pivot. Piv-ot. Piv. Ot. Pivot!! 

Chandler: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

 

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On A Break is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Things Ever Said by Ross: The Divorce Force
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On A Break

Ross: We were on a break!!

 

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Fewer People is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Things Ever Said by Ross: The Divorce Force
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Fewer People

Ross: What? A Brain transplant?

Joey: Yes, its a highly controversial procedure.

Ross: It's ridiculous!

Joey: Well, I think it's ridiculous that you haven't had sex in three and a half months.

Ross: It’s winter. There are fewer people on the street.

 

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Hungry Or Horny is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Things Ever Said by Ross: The Divorce Force
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Hungry Or Horny

Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, you know? I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it? Unfortunately, in my case, it was only one woman for her.

Joey: What are you talking about? One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing Cherry Vanilla. You could get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. This is the best thing that ever happened to you. You got married, you were, what, eight? Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.

Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.

Chandler: Stay out of my freezer.

 

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