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The Best Things Ever Said by Ross: The Divorce Force

Updated September 5, 2019 757 votes 127 voters 4.7k views25 items

These are the best Ross Geller quotes from Friends. Played by David Schwimmer over all ten seasons, Ross is Monica’s dinosaur-obsessed bother. As fans of the show know, most of his funny lines come out of his on-and-off again relationship with Rachel Green. There are a lot of Ross quotes and one-liners to choose from, read them below to relive the best Ross moments from Friends. But which of these is the best Ross Geller quote?

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    Pivot

    Ross: (Chandler and Ross are trying to bring the sofa up tight stairs) Pivot. Pivot. Piv-ot. Piv. Ot. Pivot!! 

    Chandler: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

     

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      On A Break

      Ross: We were on a break!!

       

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        I'm Not One

        Ross: Hey, where is everyone?

        Phoebe: Oh, its already closed. Chris gave me the keys to lock up. What's wrong?

        Ross: My marriage, I think my marriage is, um, kind of over.

        Phoebe: Oh no! Why?

        Ross: Because Carol's a lesbian... and... and I'm not one.

         

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          Make You Look Good

          Roger: Maybe you wanted your marriage with Carol to fail.

          Ross: No! Why would I... why? No. Why?

          Roger: Siblings. You fail at something so your sibling will look better in the eyes of your parents.

          Ross: I don't think that Monica's failures...

          Monica: Oh, so I'm a failure now, is that it? I'm a bigger failure than you, is that right?

          Ross: Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good.

           

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