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The Best Things Ever Said by Ross: The Divorce Force

Updated September 5, 2019 779 votes 131 voters 4.9k views25 items

These are the best Ross Geller quotes from Friends. Played by David Schwimmer over all ten seasons, Ross is Monica’s dinosaur-obsessed bother. As fans of the show know, most of his funny lines come out of his on-and-off again relationship with Rachel Green. There are a lot of Ross quotes and one-liners to choose from, read them below to relive the best Ross moments from Friends. But which of these is the best Ross Geller quote?

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    Every Woman In America

    Monica: Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex until the wedding.

    Ross: A no-sex pact, huh? I seem to have one of those going with every woman in America.

     

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      Fewer People

      Ross: What? A Brain transplant?

      Joey: Yes, its a highly controversial procedure.

      Ross: It's ridiculous!

      Joey: Well, I think it's ridiculous that you haven't had sex in three and a half months.

      Ross: It’s winter. There are fewer people on the street.

       

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        Hungry Or Horny

        Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, you know? I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it? Unfortunately, in my case, it was only one woman for her.

        Joey: What are you talking about? One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing Cherry Vanilla. You could get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. This is the best thing that ever happened to you. You got married, you were, what, eight? Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.

        Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.

        Chandler: Stay out of my freezer.

         

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          Multiple Orgasms

          Ross: It's amazing, okay? You just reach in there, there's just one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right? As far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?

          Rachel: Come on! You guys can pee standing up.

          Chandler: We can? All right, I'm trying that.

          Joey: You know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts anytime they want, you just look down and there they are! How you get any work done is beyond me.

          Phoebe: You know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things and, like, not even care.

          Ross: ... Multiple orgasms!

           

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