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The Best Things Ever Said by Ross: The Divorce Force

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These are the best Ross Geller quotes from Friends. Played by David Schwimmer over all ten seasons, Ross is Monica’s dinosaur-obsessed bother. As fans of the show know, most of his funny lines come out of his on-and-off again relationship with Rachel Green. There are a lot of Ross quotes and one-liners to choose from, read them below to relive the best Ross moments from Friends. But which of these is the best Ross Geller quote?

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    Ross: (Chandler and Ross are trying to bring the sofa up tight stairs) Pivot. Pivot. Piv-ot. Piv. Ot. Pivot!! 

    Chandler: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!


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    • 2

      I'm Not One

      Ross: Hey, where is everyone?

      Phoebe: Oh, its already closed. Chris gave me the keys to lock up. What's wrong?

      Ross: My marriage, I think my marriage is, um, kind of over.

      Phoebe: Oh no! Why?

      Ross: Because Carol's a lesbian... and... and I'm not one.


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      • 3

        On A Break

        Ross: We were on a break!!


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          Make You Look Good

          Roger: Maybe you wanted your marriage with Carol to fail.

          Ross: No! Why would I... why? No. Why?

          Roger: Siblings. You fail at something so your sibling will look better in the eyes of your parents.

          Ross: I don't think that Monica's failures...

          Monica: Oh, so I'm a failure now, is that it? I'm a bigger failure than you, is that right?

          Ross: Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good.


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