These are the best Ross Geller quotes from Friends. Played by David Schwimmer over all ten seasons, Ross is Monica’s dinosaur-obsessed bother. As fans of the show know, most of his funny lines come out of his on-and-off again relationship with Rachel Green. There are a lot of Ross quotes and one-liners to choose from, read them below to relive the best Ross moments from Friends. But which of these is the best Ross Geller quote?
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Ross: (Chandler and Ross are trying to bring the sofa up tight stairs) Pivot. Pivot. Piv-ot. Piv. Ot. Pivot!!
Chandler: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!10020Love this quote?
I'm Not One
Ross: Hey, where is everyone?
Phoebe: Oh, its already closed. Chris gave me the keys to lock up. What's wrong?
Ross: My marriage, I think my marriage is, um, kind of over.
Phoebe: Oh no! Why?
Ross: Because Carol's a lesbian... and... and I'm not one.5914Love this quote?
On A Break
Ross: We were on a break!!6926Love this quote?
Make You Look Good
Roger: Maybe you wanted your marriage with Carol to fail.
Ross: No! Why would I... why? No. Why?
Roger: Siblings. You fail at something so your sibling will look better in the eyes of your parents.
Ross: I don't think that Monica's failures...
Monica: Oh, so I'm a failure now, is that it? I'm a bigger failure than you, is that right?
Ross: Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good.330Love this quote?