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The Best Things Ever Said by Ross: The Divorce Force  

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These are the best Ross Geller quotes from Friends. Played by David Schwimmer over all ten seasons, Ross is Monica’s dinosaur-obsessed bother. As fans of the show know, most of his funny lines come out of his on-and-off again relationship with Rachel Green. There are a lot of Ross quotes and one-liners to choose from, read them below to relive the best Ross moments from Friends. But which of these is the best Ross Geller quote?

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Pivot is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Things Ever Said by Ross: The Divorce Force
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Pivot

Ross: (Chandler and Ross are trying to bring the sofa up tight stairs) Pivot. Pivot. Piv-ot. Piv. Ot. Pivot!! 

Chandler: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

 

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On A Break is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Things Ever Said by Ross: The Divorce Force
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On A Break

Ross: We were on a break!!

 

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Fewer People is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Things Ever Said by Ross: The Divorce Force
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Fewer People

Ross: What? A Brain transplant?

Joey: Yes, its a highly controversial procedure.

Ross: It's ridiculous!

Joey: Well, I think it's ridiculous that you haven't had sex in three and a half months.

Ross: It’s winter. There are fewer people on the street.

 

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I'm Not One is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Things Ever Said by Ross: The Divorce Force
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I'm Not One

Ross: Hey, where is everyone?

Phoebe: Oh, its already closed. Chris gave me the keys to lock up. What's wrong?

Ross: My marriage, I think my marriage is, um, kind of over.

Phoebe: Oh no! Why?

Ross: Because Carol's a lesbian... and... and I'm not one.

 

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