There are few Hollywood celebrities who are as open and honest with their fans as Ryan Reynolds. This guy is witty, funny, and he doesn't hold back, ever. Reynolds portrays a lot of hilarious roles, but his character Wade Wilson, AKA Deadpool, is quite similar to his true personality. In fact, some of Reynolds's funniest quotes occurred during Deadpool production.
Reynolds's Twitter feed hosts a plethora of funny witticisms about his daily life as a father who moonlights as the Merc with a Mouth. You won't be able to stop laughing at his hilarious verbal barbs.
He's Honest About His Feelings
So what if I like drawing little hearts around @RealHughJackman's name. I can't be gangsta every second of the day.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 10, 2016
He's Good At Finishing What He Starts
The best thing about finishing a 105 ounce slurpee from 7 Eleven is the look on Satan's face.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 19, 2017
He Knows That Reading Is As Fundamental As Birth Control
No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 7, 2016
He Doesn't Ask His Kids For Fancy Gifts
My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 23, 2017