There are few Hollywood celebrities who are as open and honest with their fans as Ryan Reynolds. This guy is witty, funny, and he doesn't hold back, ever. Reynolds portrays a lot of hilarious roles, but his character Wade Wilson, AKA Deadpool, is quite similar to his true personality. In fact, some of Reynolds's funniest quotes occurred during Deadpool production.
Reynolds's Twitter feed hosts a plethora of funny witticisms about his daily life as a father who moonlights as the Merc with a Mouth. You won't be able to stop laughing at his hilarious verbal barbs.
He Puts Family First
Jeff, if there was a fire and I had to choose a family member to save, obviously it’d be me. But if I had time to save one more, you can be damn sure I’d call the fire department. They’re experts in the field and have vast experience in these matters. I love you. Happy Birthday. pic.twitter.com/uBVkia6N4g— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) December 1, 2017
He's Humble About His Achievements
Amazing day... Weird how they write the name in ALL CAPS. Like I'm yelling at all the nice people walking by. For eternity. pic.twitter.com/CgTVA382e5— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) December 16, 2016
He Knows That Reading Is As Fundamental As Birth Control
No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 7, 2016
He Doesn't Like Fad Diets
People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 7, 2017