Laugh your scares away with the funniest quotes from Scary Movie. Filled with funny lines, memorable one-liners, and a bunch of parodies, the hugely popular 2000 horror comedy movie was followed by four sequels. However, many critics and fans have agreed the first one is definitely the best in the series. What is your favorite quote from Scary Movie?
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Was A Good Show
Cindy: You guys are psychos! You've seen one too many TV shows!
Ray: No! Watching TV shows doesn't create psycho killers... cancelling TV shows does! (continues to stab Bobby with more violence) The Wayans Brothers was a good show, man! It was a good-*ss show! And we didn't even get a final episode!Love this quote?
Pulled My Tongue Out
Reporter: How close were you to the victim?
Shorty: Real close, real close. 'Til the roofies wore off and she woke up, talkin' about pressin' charges. So I just pulled my tongue out her *ss and left.Love this quote?
The Little Piggy
Gail Hailstorm: Okay, chopzilla, listen up, (holds up thumb) This little piggy went to the market. (middle finger) This little piggy stayed home... And if this little piggy doesn't roll the godd*mn camera, I'm gonna shove my foot up his f*cking *ss - (camera clicks on) Hello, I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of the book You're Dead, I'm Rich. A small college town is in shock after the unthinkable has happened. A brutal killing spree that left one teen dead... that's it! (she pulls out gun and shoots a teen annoying her)... two teens dead and this small town shaken and stirred.Love this quote?
Killer: Wazzzuuuuuupppp!!!!!Love this quote?