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The Most Hilarious Quotes From 'Scary Movie'

Updated September 16, 2020 398 votes 73 voters 4.7k views21 items

Laugh your scares away with the funniest quotes from Scary Movie. Filled with funny lines, memorable one-liners, and a bunch of parodies, the hugely popular 2000 horror comedy movie was followed by four sequels. However, many critics and fans have agreed the first one is definitely the best in the series. What is your favorite quote from Scary Movie

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    Pulled My Tongue Out

    Reporter: How close were you to the victim?

    Shorty: Real close, real close. 'Til the roofies wore off and she woke up, talkin' about pressin' charges. So I just pulled my tongue out her *ss and left.

     

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    Wazzzuuuup!!

    Killer: Wazzzuuuuuupppp!!!!!

     

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    The Little Piggy

    Gail Hailstorm: Okay, chopzilla, listen up, (holds up thumb) This little piggy went to the market. (middle finger) This little piggy stayed home... And if this little piggy doesn't roll the godd*mn camera, I'm gonna shove my foot up his f*cking *ss - (camera clicks on) Hello, I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of the book You're Dead, I'm Rich. A small college town is in shock after the unthinkable has happened. A brutal killing spree that left one teen dead... that's it! (she pulls out gun and shoots a teen annoying her)... two teens dead and this small town shaken and stirred.

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    White Kids Are Dead

    Another Reporter: Reporting live for Black TV! White folks are dead, we're getting the f*ck outta here! (Starts the van as his crew hurriedly jumps in and slams the doors) C'mon n*****, let's go, motherf*cker!

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