When in middle school or high school, one of the most awkward experiences involves going through sexual education. But on the bright side, such awkwardness led to some of the best sex-ed questions that highlight the tall task of teaching aspects of sexual maturity to the least mature people on the planet. Students' test answers speak to that immaturity, but sometimes the teacher might be to blame for sex-ed confusion; if their strange sex-ed video or diagram is presented in a ridiculous or confusing way, a teacher should expect their students to come at them with equally bizarre questions. Sex ed, like sex itself, requires a give-and-take and cooperation on both sides, only in sex ed the climax is watching live birth while in sex climax is... just that.
These tales from sexual education take you back to a time when you didn't know a vulva from a uvula or thought “semen” only referred to men in the Navy. If you thought you had questions about sex as a teen, you probably weren't as confused as the following people who posed the funniest questions asked in sex-ed class. Here's hoping they got some answers before they got in on the action.
Accidental Sperm Donor
Majin-Goku wrote: "Best question from my seventh grade sex Ed class: 'If I go in the bathroom and jerk off, then touch the doorknob to get out of the bathroom...then my mom touches the doorknob while going into the bathroom and fingers herself - can I get her pregnant?' The fear in his eyes was palpable."
Well, kid, the answer is no, although she'll be pissed you made a mess of the bathroom she probably just cleaned.
Hot Tub Trouble
Given the amorphous nature of liquids, the sexual fluids humans secrete can sometimes be difficult to pin down and understand. One girl apparently had such difficulties according to Liffey2009:
"'If I am in a hot tub with a guy and he ejaculates, can I get pregnant?'
'Okay, what if I'm in a hot tub with 50 guys and they all ejaculate at the exact same time, then can I get pregnant?'
Learning To Multiply
Icyfrenzy wrote, "When the teacher was talking about infertility, someone asked if two infertile people can make a baby because 'negative x negative = positive.'"
To solve this logic puzzle, Chronoblivion responded with "No, you're multiplying by zero. If one is fertile the result is still zero. Negative means somebody dies when you have sex."
Hopefully this clears things up.
ATribeCalledGreg wrote, "If you're having anal sex with a girl and she farts, will your testicles explode?"
In response, office_procrastinate commented with "I feel like the penis would just absorb the air therefore making you penis even bigger."
These are questions you have when you think with your penis.