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The Funniest Quotes From 'Shaun of the Dead'

Updated June 4, 2019 1.2k votes 181 voters 16.8k views25 items

Here are the best quotes from Edgar Wright's 2004 horror comedy Shaun of the Dead. Starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost as a pair of underachievers who must save their friends and families from a zombie uprising. What are your favorite Shaun of the Dead quotes?

Vote up the most memorable and funny Shaun of the Dead quotes, and see why it's called one of the most quotable movies ever.

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    The Plan

    Shaun: (after many failed plans) Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

    Ed: Yeah, boy!

     

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    Shortcut

    Shaun: What's the matter, David? Never taken a shortcut before?

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    Red On You

    Ed: You've got red on you.

     

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    Clichés

    Ed: See? You don't need Liz to have a good time.

    Shaun: Oh, don't, man.

    Ed: No! Go ahead, look at me. Can I just say one more thing? I'm not gonna say, you know, there's plenty more fish in the sea. I'm not going to say if you love her, let her go. And I'm not going to bombard you with clichés. But what I will say is this: it's not the end of the world.

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